4

I think if my life had a soundtrack, it’d be a lot of Gin Blossoms and just a 10-min track of my mom telling me how successful my sister is.

Maybe Black Hole Sun too.

3

I barely want them touching my dick in real life.

Karen, just stop. At this point, you’re just mashing it. Why don’t you take a break and I’ll finish up.

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