if you don't have to deal with women's clothing i envy you.
the way it's made has nothing to do with measurements it seems.
in the past 2 weeks i have purchased things ranging in size from xs to l and the one large thing i bought was a tank top i could BARELY squeeze into. i don't think it's kids sizing either because it's too long. american apparel particularly pisses me off because their website makes it seem like things are smaller than they are sized but in reality they're off to me. i got a pair of shorts in small the other day expecting them to give me a bit of a muffin top but they literally fall OFF my ass after wearing them for a little while and as you all know i have a rather ample derriere. so, i measured myself, and got 32 (all the way around the boobs), 27 at the fattest part of my pooch and 25 at the thinnest part of my waist, and 37 on the ass. told you i had a big ol' booty. the average american female between 18-25 measures in at 38-32-41. that just blows my mind considering anyone that knows me will tell you that i'm not "skinny" at all but have plenty of jiggle to go around all over my body. i have bones the size of a chicken's, the thing that gets me the most is the average woman's waist is as big around as my bust, and i have *D* cup boobs. they're big. what.the.fuck. something is terribly off.
i wrote this down one night while i was wasted and do NOT remember doing it at all.
ugh.
i feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cryand with blood tears in my eyesi'm an Anne Rice novel come to life. enter me:badly written punctuation on bar napkins written with a distant lovers pen?i choose to face these thoughts as if i were a strangerworthy of better subjects. but he was a nuclear physicist, and i an educated whore reminiscent of grander dayswhen a woman of convenience was a woman of statusand i gave him naught for his efforts and everything for his ego while compromising nothing. i am sick of being a negotiator and i want some selfish hero to steal me from their grasping hands. far too persuasive but ill suited for laborlacking motivation but wishing welli won three times.i am the worst sort of person anyone will ever knowbut i am a fool in love and that makes me incandescently happy. little girls can be formidable things.
the way it's made has nothing to do with measurements it seems.
in the past 2 weeks i have purchased things ranging in size from xs to l and the one large thing i bought was a tank top i could BARELY squeeze into. i don't think it's kids sizing either because it's too long. american apparel particularly pisses me off because their website makes it seem like things are smaller than they are sized but in reality they're off to me. i got a pair of shorts in small the other day expecting them to give me a bit of a muffin top but they literally fall OFF my ass after wearing them for a little while and as you all know i have a rather ample derriere. so, i measured myself, and got 32 (all the way around the boobs), 27 at the fattest part of my pooch and 25 at the thinnest part of my waist, and 37 on the ass. told you i had a big ol' booty. the average american female between 18-25 measures in at 38-32-41. that just blows my mind considering anyone that knows me will tell you that i'm not "skinny" at all but have plenty of jiggle to go around all over my body. i have bones the size of a chicken's, the thing that gets me the most is the average woman's waist is as big around as my bust, and i have *D* cup boobs. they're big. what.the.fuck. something is terribly off.
i wrote this down one night while i was wasted and do NOT remember doing it at all.
ugh.
i feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cryand with blood tears in my eyesi'm an Anne Rice novel come to life. enter me:badly written punctuation on bar napkins written with a distant lovers pen?i choose to face these thoughts as if i were a strangerworthy of better subjects. but he was a nuclear physicist, and i an educated whore reminiscent of grander dayswhen a woman of convenience was a woman of statusand i gave him naught for his efforts and everything for his ego while compromising nothing. i am sick of being a negotiator and i want some selfish hero to steal me from their grasping hands. far too persuasive but ill suited for laborlacking motivation but wishing welli won three times.i am the worst sort of person anyone will ever knowbut i am a fool in love and that makes me incandescently happy. little girls can be formidable things.
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