emi

my boyfriend says he likes to make fun of ugly naked girls who think they're the shit.

that's why he's not a member here

i have only met ONE member that i didn't like here. now he's banned and probably in hell and i only think of him when i see an especially unfortunate person on the street.
curses to the member who recommended peanut butter sandwiches in response to my last blog.
now i PAINFULLY desire one. i didn't eat much today as it is and a f'n peanut butter sandwich sounds delicious. especially with the strawberry jam i've been saving for something special.

i will be updating my wishlist soon...so any of you generous folks out there with bulging wallets and an affinity for large breasted raven haired cynics of the emi persuasion...HOLLA

now, it's time to literally forage for change so i can get my peanut butter fix.