Take one empty stomach (preferably empty for a good 36hrs or so) and add in the following liquid ingredients (in multiple measures of each);
Strongbow, Guinness, WKD Blue, Spiced Rum, Bombay Sapphire, Desperados, Black Sambuca, Chocolate Schnapps, random bottled french cider, Carling.
Side effects include nausea, dizziness, stupidity, the inability to stand, speech impedements, and some believe the ability to fly.
You know it's been...
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Strongbow, Guinness, WKD Blue, Spiced Rum, Bombay Sapphire, Desperados, Black Sambuca, Chocolate Schnapps, random bottled french cider, Carling.
Side effects include nausea, dizziness, stupidity, the inability to stand, speech impedements, and some believe the ability to fly.
You know it's been...
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Oi you. Yes you. The twat in the flip flops. NEWSFLASH - it's winter. Stop being a cheap tosser and buy some fucking shoes. Dick.
Ah. Today has been a struggle. Meh. I suspect it may have something to do with the two bottles of wine I drank last night. Maybe.
The best friend crossed the boundary last night and made a pass at me....
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Ah. Today has been a struggle. Meh. I suspect it may have something to do with the two bottles of wine I drank last night. Maybe.
The best friend crossed the boundary last night and made a pass at me....
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thethoughtlion:
So you don't think I can tell anecdotes? Right! I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded. I found myself in a last minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall good-looking man with collar length hair. It was the '70s. Buckaroo. When I sat down on the chair I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purvis who was at the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said "You jammy bastard". Quick as a flash I replied "Don't be blue, Peter".
I had to copy this off somebody else's awful non-SG profile page i found somewhere buried in the google-scum depths of teh intarweb, so im not taking any responsibility for idiotic mis-quotations.
Even though the whole rant is genius, its still 'Buckaroo' that cuts me up the most.
I had to copy this off somebody else's awful non-SG profile page i found somewhere buried in the google-scum depths of teh intarweb, so im not taking any responsibility for idiotic mis-quotations.
Even though the whole rant is genius, its still 'Buckaroo' that cuts me up the most.
mooj:
In that case Little Mo has been copying my ninja style fighting technics for the last couple years or so....Damn dirty bitch!
Fucking flip flops!Edinburgh is infested with these smug flip flop wearing yahs. Its Scotland and the middle of effing winter you rich twats.. I hate yah's and I hate their damn pashminas and tracky bottoms. I especially hate the way they ask for a student discount then buy 6 cashmere jumpers with a gold credit card. The only reason they come to Ed is because they could'nt get into Oxford.They're all just a bunch of smug rich flangeclamps Please excuse me, I am poor and cold and have an inferiority complex 
Fucking flip flops!Edinburgh is infested with these smug flip flop wearing yahs. Its Scotland and the middle of effing winter you rich twats.. I hate yah's and I hate their damn pashminas and tracky bottoms. I especially hate the way they ask for a student discount then buy 6 cashmere jumpers with a gold credit card. The only reason they come to Ed is because they could'nt get into Oxford.They're all just a bunch of smug rich flangeclamps
Please excuse me, I am poor and cold and have an inferiority complex So here goes, 20 things about me that you probably don't want to know;
(1) I get paid to argue with people for a living.
(2) I have a pole dancing pole in my living room
(3) When I was little (and in the name of father/daughter bonding) I went to a Star Trek convention and got to sit on the bridge and play on...
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(1) I get paid to argue with people for a living.
(2) I have a pole dancing pole in my living room
(3) When I was little (and in the name of father/daughter bonding) I went to a Star Trek convention and got to sit on the bridge and play on...
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fizi:
We're getting there <3
xx
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tripster:
Everybody loves Magical Trevor
because the things that he does are ever so clever
look at him now
disapearing a cow
where is it now
oh where is the cow
So glad your a fan,I guessed you would be silly enough for it.
NICE!
because the things that he does are ever so clever
look at him now
disapearing a cow
where is it now
oh where is the cow
So glad your a fan,I guessed you would be silly enough for it.
NICE!
I hate waking up and not quite knowing what happened last night. This is happening to me now.
I've just woken up still semi dressed from last night with a foreboding feeling that i may have done/said something stupid last night.
I have the words 'Mike has man boobs' written in eyeliner across my chest, 'Mike is gay' & 'Donna is my bitch' written on...
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I've just woken up still semi dressed from last night with a foreboding feeling that i may have done/said something stupid last night.
I have the words 'Mike has man boobs' written in eyeliner across my chest, 'Mike is gay' & 'Donna is my bitch' written on...
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taniss:
Partridge...Partridge is god...Partridge is god.
I made a rather drawn out reference to him in my journal entry-facty thingy. I'm sure you'll be able to spot it instantly.
I made a rather drawn out reference to him in my journal entry-facty thingy. I'm sure you'll be able to spot it instantly.
taniss:
Well done. I thought that anecdote was so spectacularly brilliant, I had to use it. That and the fact that I'd run out of erm, facts.
If I had to describe my week with one word it'd have to be CATATONIC. This week has been a total blur.
Lack of meds + lack of sleep + alcohol intake = blank
All good fun though. Last night was spent out with my only non-virtual female friend. The girliest my friends seem to get usually is the selection of gay men that i...
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Lack of meds + lack of sleep + alcohol intake = blank
All good fun though. Last night was spent out with my only non-virtual female friend. The girliest my friends seem to get usually is the selection of gay men that i...
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alessa:
Thanks! 
donut3000:
ok ok thanks, hope things are good with you
Edited as this was a BIG rant about my night out ... needless to say it had to go. I can be such a whiny bitch sometimes. Let's just say it wasn't the best night out i've ever had and having spent 11hrs out i came home sober. Not pleasing.
Top five things from last night;
(1) That embarassing moment when the music stops just...
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Top five things from last night;
(1) That embarassing moment when the music stops just...
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donut3000:
where is Wednesdays and Thursdays rant?
Your public awaits
Your public awaits
Can you get 'glow in the dark' hair?
edited to insert grammar
[Edited on Nov 09, 2005 5:35PM]
ok here's what i should say, being a gentleman, What a lovely new 'hair do' young lady!
(this is the first time ive ever used the term 'young lady' quite exciting for me!)