elysia

"Eat your vegetables, don't push them around, eat them... I ain't playing"

- I Am Legend


That stupid film made me cry. I really do love canines more than humans.

My exam was posted a couple of days ago, and I am currently trying to fit three weeks worth of stuff for two people into a 26l cabin bag. I'm being considerably less than successful.

We're having a week in N'ham where I get to assume the role of Gordon Ramsay and bark orders at people that are dawdling about and not getting the job done.... Or at least that's how I see it. I think the family would probably classify it as 'helping them to move house', but they will undoubtedly be aware that I'll become irritated after twenty minutes of their boring slow bitch oooh do we need to bubble wrap this piece of worthless crap packing pace. Honestly, they're only moving a couple of doors down and left to their own devices it'd take them all motherfucking week.

We then have a day at home to pick up some bits and pieces before we're off on our pseudo-holiday.



Let's hope the weather's nice eh?


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