"My name is Harold J Sexually Frustrated Puppet Fucker"
Oh yes The Mighty Boosh was genius. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much, and by the time it ended my hands were red from far too much applauding everytime favourite characters/lines appeared. Fookin excellent.
I also got the date for my first scan yesterday and got offered a job starting mid April wahey!
Yesterdays good luck is probably the reason why so far today has been extremely shitty. Needless to say that having spent half an hour arguing with Vodafone, I then went to check my bank balance to see that my last employer has not paid me my holiday pay. Fucking ass wanking tit reach around cock monkey piss brain tranny witch. As my last full pay packet was in December you can probably imagine how fucking annoyed I am.
Which leads me onto the next point ... as from Monday you will find me going grey on your friends list as I haven't paid my credit card bill and my account is suspended. Thanks to the joy that is ex-employers, the government and the new job not starting til April I don't think the credit card is going to be at the top of my list of financial concerns. I may try and badger some poor innocent family member to give me their credit card details in return for cash but I wouldn't hold your breath.
I will endeavour to be back before the SGUK meet. Arse tit wank biscuit. I'll be back as soon as I can, in the meantime I'm off to eat some cake, play some Playstation and get a bit fatter.
"Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin Stevens ..."
Oh yes The Mighty Boosh was genius. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much, and by the time it ended my hands were red from far too much applauding everytime favourite characters/lines appeared. Fookin excellent.
I also got the date for my first scan yesterday and got offered a job starting mid April wahey!
Yesterdays good luck is probably the reason why so far today has been extremely shitty. Needless to say that having spent half an hour arguing with Vodafone, I then went to check my bank balance to see that my last employer has not paid me my holiday pay. Fucking ass wanking tit reach around cock monkey piss brain tranny witch. As my last full pay packet was in December you can probably imagine how fucking annoyed I am.
Which leads me onto the next point ... as from Monday you will find me going grey on your friends list as I haven't paid my credit card bill and my account is suspended. Thanks to the joy that is ex-employers, the government and the new job not starting til April I don't think the credit card is going to be at the top of my list of financial concerns. I may try and badger some poor innocent family member to give me their credit card details in return for cash but I wouldn't hold your breath.
I will endeavour to be back before the SGUK meet. Arse tit wank biscuit. I'll be back as soon as I can, in the meantime I'm off to eat some cake, play some Playstation and get a bit fatter.
"Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin Stevens ..."
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