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Sunday Dec 18, 2005

Dec 18, 2005
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There are at least twelve mirrors in mirror world

The hardcore Xmas drinking has begun. I had the pleasure of having dinner and drinks with ma famille last night and today I feel like death thanks to the hangover from hell. I hardly ever get hangovers and am less than appreciating this one. Had I gone straight home I'd have been fine but like the fool that I am I decided that extending the evening to Gins with my bezzie mate was a good idea was ultimately my undoing.



Top 5 random memories and blanks from last night;

(1) Agreeing to move to LA to pole dance for a living with a woman I'd just met. Oh yes. I have agreed to move to LA in six months. As you do. I did however manage to swing the conversation to my advantage and get off with her. I also appear to have her phone number. No idea what she looks like though.

(2) Being chatted up by a really hot guy but being too pissed to reciprocate. I was stood in the queue at the cash point wearing a party hat at an angle when he walked past. Eye contact. Mohawk and beautiful suit love love love I really am SUCH A FOOL. He walked past, broke off from his group (all in suits mmmmmmm) and opened with the line "I'm really sorry but I just had to talk to you".
I was too busy being pissed and amazed that hot guy in suit had come back to talk to me (it's the beginning of a fantasy of mine) that I lost the power of speech. Having found me tongue I agreed to meet him in The Cookie Club later and guess what? I didn't go. I'm not even sure why.

(3) Deciding to continue the party at my house. Always a bad idea. I managed to get myself and my best mate back to my house, find Rizlas and weed, put Peep Show on and then proceeded to pass out. Yay me.

(4) The lack of memory makes me wonder why;
♥ I am only wearing one earing
♥ I have a cigarette burn on my arm
♥ I found my socks in my handbag
♥ I can only find one shoe
♥ I have some dirty text messages on my phone from a guy I haven't seen for a long time. I'm not sure what I sent him but the last one reads; Do you expect me to fill you up? Oh dear!

(5) Asking a random guy for a knee massage and refusing to believe that he was a med student. There was a point when I turned around and there was some massage action going on between two guys that I decided I just had to be a part of. What happened next ... no fucking idea.



I have the pleasure of playing with my new camcorder now. I think it's only uses will be for Jackass stylee drunken evenings and home made pornography. Excellent.

Has anyone else come to the conclusion that Alice of Alice in Wonderland fame has some serious fucking mental health issues?


Ill tell you what, maybe the monkeys is trying to collect enough parts together to make a complete car, right? And theyll all just pile in it and break through the gates and escape.

I have just purchased my tickets for Dylan Moran and The Mighty Boosh ... Elysia is tres happy smile
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[Edited on Dec 21, 2005 2:43AM]
Dec 20, 2005
celery:
who does the writing?
Luscious red lips and sexy long legs, SENECA is ready to get cozy with you.
I mean come on!
Dec 20, 2005

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