I'll love you all when I'm sober. The boys gave up at half twelve and I have no idea what time it is right now but it's not the weekend.
I'm gonna go pass out in a tupid place
I've woken up on the floor. I'm not dressed but I did manage to get my contact lenses out last night so it's allll good.
Here's last night's top ten random higlights;
(1) The inability to stand still at the bus stop on my way out due to System Of A Down's new album. I just gave up and had a little rock out on my own. Someone papped a car horn at me ha ha.
(2) Daniel telling me that he nearly chopped his finger off. It actually looked like he'd been for the diabetic blood test where someone pin pricks your finger. Fucking wuss.
(3) Getting into a debate about how unfair it is that women cannot get paid to masturbate but men can (sperm donation). Obviously this lead to some offers. The highest bidder is my best friend and his brother so far ...
(4) Finding out about an ongoing game that a guy I was out with is playing with a friend. They're trying to see who can fill a pint glass with jiz first. Oh dear. Random banzai betting ensued.
(5) The nothing game. This consists of calling someone you know, waiting for them to say hello, saying "ah nothing mate" and hanging up. Can also be played via the medium of text by either sending someone the word 'nothing' or a blank page. Hours and hours of fun that the whole illiterate family can play.
(6) Regular from the bar (name???) dancing naked to system of a down. How bizarre.
(7) I have the following words saved in my phone as I found them funny ... Clit-a-lopram, Spermatoa, and the phrase ... actually no I really can't write that down!
(8) Trying to decide if a friends random V shaped chest hair works for the ladies 60% of the time all the time
(9) Walking up to random people, shouting the words "loud noises" then strolling away
(10) Getting home and putting on Alan Partridge Series 2. Having not seen it for so long I was in pure hysterics for the first three episodes until I passed out. I was laughing so much I was nearly sick. Today I cannot speak.
I invited my friend Donna over for the evening for a girlie bottle of wine and a chat. I'm currently regretting this very much as I feel ill as hell. How lame. I really have no wish to drink again for a good week or so. My body has been abused quite enough.
Alan Partridge of the day;
"It's not going to drive off by itself ... it's not Herbie"
I really am soooo in love with Hypnotize ...
"Dreaming of screaming. Someone kick me out of my mind. I hate these thoughts I can't deny."
"So I felt like the biggest ass-hole. When I killed your rock and roll"
I'm gonna go pass out in a tupid place
I've woken up on the floor. I'm not dressed but I did manage to get my contact lenses out last night so it's allll good.
Here's last night's top ten random higlights;
(1) The inability to stand still at the bus stop on my way out due to System Of A Down's new album. I just gave up and had a little rock out on my own. Someone papped a car horn at me ha ha.
(2) Daniel telling me that he nearly chopped his finger off. It actually looked like he'd been for the diabetic blood test where someone pin pricks your finger. Fucking wuss.
(3) Getting into a debate about how unfair it is that women cannot get paid to masturbate but men can (sperm donation). Obviously this lead to some offers. The highest bidder is my best friend and his brother so far ...
(4) Finding out about an ongoing game that a guy I was out with is playing with a friend. They're trying to see who can fill a pint glass with jiz first. Oh dear. Random banzai betting ensued.
(5) The nothing game. This consists of calling someone you know, waiting for them to say hello, saying "ah nothing mate" and hanging up. Can also be played via the medium of text by either sending someone the word 'nothing' or a blank page. Hours and hours of fun that the whole illiterate family can play.
(6) Regular from the bar (name???) dancing naked to system of a down. How bizarre.
(7) I have the following words saved in my phone as I found them funny ... Clit-a-lopram, Spermatoa, and the phrase ... actually no I really can't write that down!
(8) Trying to decide if a friends random V shaped chest hair works for the ladies 60% of the time all the time
(9) Walking up to random people, shouting the words "loud noises" then strolling away
(10) Getting home and putting on Alan Partridge Series 2. Having not seen it for so long I was in pure hysterics for the first three episodes until I passed out. I was laughing so much I was nearly sick. Today I cannot speak.
I invited my friend Donna over for the evening for a girlie bottle of wine and a chat. I'm currently regretting this very much as I feel ill as hell. How lame. I really have no wish to drink again for a good week or so. My body has been abused quite enough.
Alan Partridge of the day;
"It's not going to drive off by itself ... it's not Herbie"
I really am soooo in love with Hypnotize ...
"Dreaming of screaming. Someone kick me out of my mind. I hate these thoughts I can't deny."
"So I felt like the biggest ass-hole. When I killed your rock and roll"
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Hmmm you youngsters just dive straight in! outrageous!
i must admit to having 'phone small talk' with a girlfriend