elphie

don't listen to eels. UPS men love molesting monkeys. i've caught then doing so in my closet way too many times.

and not cut, trim. and streak. it's almost spring, after all.

what are ups men doing in his closet is what i wanna know... and why does he have monkeys? does he molest them too?

thank you for going shopping today, i wish we could have more Vday fun but i am a sick kid and grumpier than usual...
happy valentine's day miss strawberry
Hucky

I bet you and Monki are fucking shit up... Woohoo!

Hey are you alive. Haven't heard from you lately. Just checking in.

I t hink I may have a copy, I sent it to a friend as a suggestion.

Of what I wanted for Christmas.

I think I'll like the movie. I like most of the movies Ewan McGregor is in, so yea... I want to see 21 Grams. When will I have the time though?

I do have your pic

my very first roommate in college was still in a long-distance relationship from high school. there's a big long series of stories i have about her cheating on him, etc.

but my answering machine was the one we used, and it had begun malfunctioning and would only play messages once.

she decided to give him a breakup note over the machine, and i was the only one there when i played it.

so there i was, scribbling away, trying to get all this shit in. i eventually gave up and just used one line.

"i'm tired of being your emotional punching bag"

i scribbled it on a note, left it on his bed, and left.

ha ha.

Good luck

will you be my emotional inflatable doll?

yikes.

i hope you loved spirited away! i am sorry we didn't get to watch it.. oh did you find my rings or finish the app?

Ok but don't blame me if you get fleas.

How and where do I apply to be trapped in a lesbians body?

if i know buddha i have agood idea of what he is saving for the phone.. and sadly enough if i am right then i was thinking he would say it while i watched the movie too
as far as you not going to work you are so grounded!
you totally could have come and played with me some more!
chris brought home boxes and we even looked at a place today.. slowly the plan comes together....

I can't wait to go to my first strip club, but none of my friends will go with me. But your night sounded awesome. I wish mine was, I just listened to the girls next door playing really loud country music.

After a night of hard drinking and worshipping at the porcelin altar you were still drunk 5 hours later. The only way to feel better is to drink the hair of the dog, even though the dog bit you last night.

awww
you're not the same person, not as you were in senior year, not that you were a minute ago, every little moment of life changes you. that doesn't have to be a bad thing though.
what you've lost, that's tougher. with me, when i've lost that thing, it's not a part of me, it's a part of someone else i'm missing. one person, one comment, can make me smile all day, and if you're lucky, you get that same person, and equally awesome comments every day. doesn't have to be a guy, or a girl, just a friend will do it. the parts of you that you think you've lost, i'm sire they're still there, they're just harded to see when you're down, you just need the right perspective to see them.
hope that helps, and as you said they help have some es too

What happened? If you want to talk, I know we are not good friends, but i'm here for you. Seriously.