Yesterday was intresting...
First of all, I've been kinda sick for the past week and a half... I've got a really bad head-cold so I stayed home form work yesterday and wokred in the comfort (hahahaha) of my own home. Ive been listening to 4 tapes worth of dictation and transfering them to written word... it has been the most repetitive job of my life.. but it's some seriouse hours.
So yeah... after working all day my grandmother and cousin decided its time to have a bitch fest.. so the three of us get into it.. lets just forget the fact that I'm 20 years old... I'm old enough to vote, I can go die for my country if I want, I can rent porn, and in *looks at her clock* 26 days, 1hr and 39minutes Ill be able to buy alcohol... BUT god forbid I go out a and stay out for a few days.
It's wonderful to have all the downers of a teenager but still have to pay your bills like a bloody fucking adult.
Bah so anyway yeah... big fight.. after that I go to the all cab rehersal where I get my shoes sniffed, a sour patch shoved up my nose and pinned down to a bed so they can try to beat my ass with a large rubber dick.
You think I'm joking... dont you.
I'm not.
Mmmm but I got to watch Pirates... twice *looks at her dvd player* maybe one more time.. they say third times a charm.
Do you think if I say Johnny Depp three times he will show up like Beetlejuice... I mean come on... Beetljuice was a Tim Burton thing... and we all know Johnny was created for two things:
To create Tim Burton movies and sexually entertain me.
Wow my brains fried... it's time to say goodnight.
First of all, I've been kinda sick for the past week and a half... I've got a really bad head-cold so I stayed home form work yesterday and wokred in the comfort (hahahaha) of my own home. Ive been listening to 4 tapes worth of dictation and transfering them to written word... it has been the most repetitive job of my life.. but it's some seriouse hours.
So yeah... after working all day my grandmother and cousin decided its time to have a bitch fest.. so the three of us get into it.. lets just forget the fact that I'm 20 years old... I'm old enough to vote, I can go die for my country if I want, I can rent porn, and in *looks at her clock* 26 days, 1hr and 39minutes Ill be able to buy alcohol... BUT god forbid I go out a and stay out for a few days.
It's wonderful to have all the downers of a teenager but still have to pay your bills like a bloody fucking adult.
Bah so anyway yeah... big fight.. after that I go to the all cab rehersal where I get my shoes sniffed, a sour patch shoved up my nose and pinned down to a bed so they can try to beat my ass with a large rubber dick.
You think I'm joking... dont you.
I'm not.
Mmmm but I got to watch Pirates... twice *looks at her dvd player* maybe one more time.. they say third times a charm.
Do you think if I say Johnny Depp three times he will show up like Beetlejuice... I mean come on... Beetljuice was a Tim Burton thing... and we all know Johnny was created for two things:
To create Tim Burton movies and sexually entertain me.
Wow my brains fried... it's time to say goodnight.
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Actually forget that, apparently there's a dress code and I may have to drink blood.