Applicants must meet the following requirements:
Be amazing at sex
Have a great smile
And can cool me vegetarian food when I get hungry!
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8treasurez:
OK, here goes! I make good sushi, spätzle, and vegetarian Mexican (which is totally a thing), have a quite contagious smile (which is the great thing about it) and... well, I am not a vegetarian myself, being quite partial to the flavor and texture of the bearded clam.
8treasurez:
Pluses: I also give good massages, am first-aid certified and can fly in and out of small airports