elizathetroll

I keep seeing a lot of hate for decaf, and honestly, if you don't like decaf, you don't really like coffee. What you like is being on caffeine.

The virtual book stack on my Kindle is almost exhausted, and I have now switched into full ebook hoarding mode. What's your favourite work of fiction that I probably haven't heard of?

Seeing this thread, I am starting to worry that the criteria for being eligible as a Suicide "Girl" are way too lax. How can I be sure that the ladies I'm perving at are sufficiently feminine? As far as I can tell, anyone can apply to become an SG as long as the following very easy conditions are met:

- must identify as a...
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Hello my uncredited redshirts,

Look at that, we've made it through seventeen years of SG archives. September 2018, the final frontier! For our final catchup episode, we are making First Contact with the adorable @adastra.

I don't know what kind of emergency led to engineer Lieutenant Sola being sent alone on an away mission, but I am sure she can handle it.

Here we see
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Hello my regressive progstars,

It seem that the astounding @abbeyso really likes a certain band. How do I know this? Well, despite my advanced age I can google set titles. Like for example The Crowing, which happens to be my pick for July.

That looks so cosy, doesn't it? All that's missing is a book and a cup of tea. I just grabbed a
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Hello my swooping magpies,

How are you going? Here's a shocker: Everybody loves Tank Girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Even though she was invented by some ... lovely British blokes*. But so were Doctor Who and afternoon tea, so I reckon that's alright. Anyway, our good mate Nebbo (a.k.a.@nebula), she loves Tank Girl, too, and she even made a whole set about...
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Hello my 1980s Atari joysticks,

I guess it's obvious by now that I have a bit of a thing for cosplay sets. I've never played Overwatch myself, but if @lure told me to Nerf this!, I'd totally go ahead and nerf this.

Pew! Pew! Do you think she might share some of that pizza?

Mmmh, hat looks absolutely delicious, and I don't just mean
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Hello my large pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese,

Look at that, we made it through 200 episodes. That's 200 months worth of sexy, artistic alt-pinups, and just four more until we're all caught up.

Honestly, I have no idea why the marvellous @marajade would call her set Nightmare. I think it's a dream.

Cool outfit! Looks vaguely familiar, but I just can't place it.
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Hello my evil exes,

First of all, the very first SuicideGirls set went live on September 3, 2001, so happy birthday sweet SG!

Now since I've never read Scott Pilgrim, I don't know if the magnificent @magnea nails her Ramona cosplay here. What I do know is that if she asked, I would follow her almost anywhere through subspace.

Apparently Ramona and I have the
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Hello my gilded litter boxes,

My pick for today's episode is Aristocat by the sublime @somer, and isn't she just purrfect?

Better invest in some excellent treats, because this high-class kitty expects only the best.

That was my favourite spot on the couch, but I don't even care. Also, I forgot what I was just doing, as well as my name.

Join me again tomorrow
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