elizathetroll

Hello my improperly washed paintbrushes,

Few people know that a few years back, the incomparable @phecda created the concept for a new painting show. The working title was Boob Ross for some reason I do not understand.

It looks quite promising, doesn't it?

Unfortunately, her wonderful idea of painting nature au naturel seems to have been a bit too advanced even for cable. But we
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Hello my einstürzende Neubauten,

Australian beauty @countessa lays the smackdown on modernist architecture in her set Ornament and Crime. You should absolutely read the description.

This is how I've always imagined an architect's home office. Although if one can believe the interwebs, the outfit is rather on the high end of work-from-home attire.

If you want my opinion, there's absolutely nothing brutalist about these
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Hello my magical dogs,

Behold @liya's fabulous second set called Raspberry.

So pretty, am I right? And I am just a little jealous of all that luscious hair, to be honest.

You know, at first I was wondering where she'd hidden the raspberries, but somehow it doesn't seem important any more. Funny how that happens, isn't it?

Join me again tomorrow for looks to
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Hello my telescopes looked into from the wrong end,

Who might @revenge be spying at in her set L'Observatoire? We may never know, but while she's at it, why not observe the observer?

Honestly, if I had a pretty balcony like this with such a lovely view, I might be all the day with my spyglass up, as well.

Seriously, what a delightful view!
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Hello my action figures that are totally not dolls,

I am very happy to report that everything in @moon's extensive collection of, err ..., collectibles is in Mint Condition.

See? Even her top is in mint condition. And so are her shoes and her laptop.

Here's another view of that pretty top again, together with an undoubtedly minty-fresh smile. What a beautiful sight, don't
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Hello my shaggy dogs,

Today in our ongoing series "@venom cosplays the houses of Westeros," we learn that there must always be an SG at Winterfell. Hang on, no, that's a Stark. There must always be a Stark at Winterfell. Yeah, that sounds better.

At your service, my lady! I lit up the fireplace and laid out some fresh clothes for you.

Apparently though, a
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Hello my dye-stained towels,

Your favourite troll was once told that red and purple don't go together. Well, that may be true for articles of clothing worn at the same time, but it certainly isn't true for the lovely ladies @katherine and @plum. In fact, it seems that in this case red and purple stick together as if they were Magnetic.

See? A perfect
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Hello my jugs of strained pineapple juice,

It's a cold winter's day here in my corner of Antipodia, so I'm craving something Tropical, and the fabulous @bully sure delivers.

Excellent! I'm feeling warmer already.

And ... I just turned the heater off, and I'm still sweating.

Tune in again tomorrow for all the hotness.

Equatorially yours,

Eliza