Hello my nameless minor horrors,
Not all things need a label. Take for example @july's set Untitled. Of course one might call it "Redhead in a sundress by a lake,", but would that make it any prettier?
In fact, it's hard to imagine anything that would make this prettier, am I right?
Isn't it great to be proven wrong? Now please excuse me whilst
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Hello my cat doors of perception,
What is your favourite Island? I haven't picked one yet, but if @annalee lived there, that would certainly be a plus. I mean, I just have a feeling that she's got great taste in island utopias, right?
Ohai, read any good novels lately?
On this island, everyone looks like a perfect marble sculpture. Or maybe it's just the
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Hello my upside-down poop emojis,
I must be very careful with today's episode, because not paying the divine @plum the appropriate reverence would be outright Sacrilegious.
I'm on my knees with my head down here, just in case.
See, that was very smart of me, because I just fainted. Had I been standing, I could have seriously hurt my head.
Join me again tomorrow
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Hello my brooms and mops,
To be quite honest, I don't really know why @moon's set that I picked for August 2014 is called Spring Cleaning. Maybe the cleaning has just happened, or is about to happen? My guess is the former, because the lovely lady looks much more relaxed than I would be if I had all that work still ahead of me....
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Hello my hell-bound handbaskets,
The fabulous @janesinner has a very simple but effective principle when it comes to personal hygiene: Clean Body, Dirty Mind.
It's not like she's even trying to hide it, does she? In this picture I feel like she's undressing me with her eyes. Which is of course nonsense, because who in their right mind would want to see that?
This
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Hello my high-intensity interval perverts,
Which SG would you most like as a gym partner? I don't really know what it's like to work out with the lovely @lauretta, but she certainly seems a lot of fun in the Locker Room.
Ohai, did you have a good session?
I have to say she's certainly an effective coach. My heart rate is through the roof
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Hello my small faces,
Wouldn't it be nice to get on with me neighbours? I think @mistyh definitely looks like the kind of neighbour that it is super-easy to get on with on one of Those Lazy Days.
I came over two hours ago to borrow a cup of sugar, but I'm in no hurry, to be honest.
Apparently it's laundry day and looking
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Hello my cigarette smoking persons,
Do you enjoy @venom's cosplay sets as much as I do? I sure hope so, because today I've got another one for you, this time as our favourite credulous FBI agent: Fox.
I for one find it hard to believe that she's the FBI's least wanted.
Just look at her advanced interrogation technique! I'd tell her everything I know
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Hello my exoskeletal salespeople,
On today's visit to the heavenly SG library, the illustrious and well-read @gogo introduces us to Murakami's novel Kafka On The Shore.
I've never read the book, but all of a sudden I really want to.
It is important to interrupt a long reading session every once in a while for a good stretch.
Tune in again tomorrow for more
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Hello my little nuggets of fairy gold,
Happy 150th episodiversary! We've perved our way through a full eighth century of SG history, and I think we should reward ourselves with something especially luxurious, like our glorious lady @viking in C'est La D'or.
Doesn't she look festive? I'm in a celebratory mood already.
See, I didn't think she was overdressed before, but I'm not complaining.
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