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Hello my hair-triggered bath bombs,

Look at that, we've made it all the way to 2018, and my first pick for this year is Soaked by the laudable @lauretta. Her profile says that she's a marketer by day, and I have to attest that she is certainly an expert in the art of seduction.

See, the trick is to make it look effortless. Just a
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Hello my pretty floral bonnets,

Let's talk about @nebula, who, rumour has it, named her favourite pen "Vera."

Our love for her now ain't hard to explain, the Hero of Canton, the girl cosplay'n' Jayne.

A woman walks down SG in that hat, people know she's not afraid of anything.

"Damn straight!"

And with that, I'll leave you to your bunks. Tune in again
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See, I understand that long hair may not be the best look for a middle-aged male-presenting person with less than the ideal number of follicles, but you don't realise how much I adore having it. I just cut off about 4 inches to get rid of all those split and broken ends and even though it still falls a good bit below my shoulders, I...
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chefdaddy:
I haven't trimmed my hair in three years. I feel the same way
elizathetroll:
@chefdaddy Four years for me, since I first started growing it out.
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Hello my seven rooms of gloom,

In today's episode we get the unique chance to take a peek at the magnificent @maud as she relaxes in her private Sanctuary.

Such a lovely place, and one can practically see the obstructions of the day fall off of her.

Hmm, apparently she is in such an untroubled state of mind that she completely forgot that we
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Hello my bitter lemons,

Doesn't @milloux look great in Tangerine? Of course she does.

See, what did I tell you? So flattering.

Then again, she doesn't really need any citrus fruit to shine. Any clothes - or lack thereof - will do. So swoon-worthy!

Join me again tomorrow for more sweet and juicy things.

Polychromatically yours,

Eliza


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nebula:
@milloux looks great in everything
milloux:
Haha thank you! Very sweet :)
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Hello my honey-roasted almonds,

What a feat! We've zoomed through 16 years worth of premium-quality alt-pinups, and now we've got only one more year to catch up on. While we get started on that, let's quickly update the title of this series, shall we?

My sweet and fluffy pick for today is @fay's Cotton Candy Heart, and it feels like a veritable carnival for...
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Hello my Calebs and Aarons,

I must confess I've never read East of Eden. I saw the James Dean movie as a young pebble, but I don't remember much of it. Do you think the charming and sophisticated @reed might give us a synopsis?

It seems like we're in luck. Let's pay close attention. We want to make a good impression, don't we?

Of
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jacinto2:
American literature is best read, when you're so happy, you fear, it may harm you.
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Hello my delayed DeLoreans,

Look how Time Flies - especially when we speed it up 30-fold by doing a month a day. It feels like only yesterday that we took a peak at @lilyt's studio, and here she is back, just as lovely as ever.

Of course even time has to take a rest sometimes and just perch for a little bit.

Oh my, where
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lilyt:
Omg a lot of chronological thank you!
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Hello my moth-ridden long johns,

In today's episode, the phenomenal @liya is celebrating A Warm Return. Is that similar to a warm welcome? Asking for a friend.

Well, that underwear sure looks cosy. Let's enjoy how fabulous she's looking in it before she puts more clothes on.

Well, that certainly works, too. I guess it's going to be a lazy night in at the
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Hello my flesh-eating flowers,

In today's episode we meet the irresistible @sundew, who apparently has some Morning Dew on her or something. I'm not sure what that dew-business is all about, but doesn't she look just extremely appetising?

I'm getting the feeling that it must be a rather balmy morning, which is excellent because...

Well, you saw that coming, didn't you? Now excuse me while
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