When you complain that you can't keep a pet in your tiny rental apartment...
amorous:
Wowzers! 😻🤗
More Blogs
-
1
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 26: October 2003
Good evening, my fluffy little fleabags, Have I promised you ano… -
0
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 25: September 2003
Hello there my sweet pickled hamster toes, Well, would you look … -
1
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 24: August 2003
Hello, my adorable little rag dolls, I like to think of myself a… -
0
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 23: July 2003
Come all without, come all within, you ain't seen nothing like the … -
0
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 22: June 2003
Evening perverts, It is a well-known fact that some of the best … -
4
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 21: May 2003
Welcome back, my temporally displaced rhino farts, "This is what… -
1
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 20: April 2003
Hello my deliciously nerdy poop-bags, A Fractal is defined as … -
0
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 19: March 2003
Good evening boys and girls, How about a strawberry milkshake? I… -
0
In which I copy and paste some relationship advice
"You don't have to be a fuckin' genius to choose your fuckin' … -
0
Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 18: February 2003
Ground control to Major ... @london? It's true, my malodorous gr…
