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In which I have some reasonable concerns

Sep 12, 2018
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Seeing this thread, I am starting to worry that the criteria for being eligible as a Suicide "Girl" are way too lax. How can I be sure that the ladies I'm perving at are sufficiently feminine? As far as I can tell, anyone can apply to become an SG as long as the following very easy conditions are met:

- must identify as a woman

- must not have a penis

- must have a period

- must have an intact hymen

- must have passed a DNA test proving they do not have any sneaky Y chromosomes

- must pee in a cup on a regular basis to prove their testosterone levels are not too high

- must provide an MRI to prove they have no internal testicles

- must have no higher education than a high school diploma

- must not engage in any activities that require excessive physical strength

- must not smoke, drink alcohol, do drugs or speak to men unless spoken to

- must not drive a car or ride a bicycle

- must not wear trousers or shirts with the buttons on the right

Am I forgetting something?

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