Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

elizathetroll

Trollotopia

Member Since 2006

Followers 97 Following 195

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

In which I have some reasonable concerns

Sep 12, 2018
12
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email

Seeing this thread, I am starting to worry that the criteria for being eligible as a Suicide "Girl" are way too lax. How can I be sure that the ladies I'm perving at are sufficiently feminine? As far as I can tell, anyone can apply to become an SG as long as the following very easy conditions are met:

- must identify as a woman

- must not have a penis

- must have a period

- must have an intact hymen

- must have passed a DNA test proving they do not have any sneaky Y chromosomes

- must pee in a cup on a regular basis to prove their testosterone levels are not too high

- must provide an MRI to prove they have no internal testicles

- must have no higher education than a high school diploma

- must not engage in any activities that require excessive physical strength

- must not smoke, drink alcohol, do drugs or speak to men unless spoken to

- must not drive a car or ride a bicycle

- must not wear trousers or shirts with the buttons on the right

Am I forgetting something?

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
voltaire:
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sep 21, 2018
voltaire:
I couldn’t even read the whole thing.
Sep 21, 2018

More Blogs

  • 06.04.18
    0

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 122: October 2011

    Hello my worn-out leather collars, October 2011 had so many amaz…
  • 06.02.18
    1

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 121: September 2011

    Hello my fading chalk marks on pavements, If you ask me, @leop…
  • 06.02.18
    0

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 120: August 2011

    Hello my decadent decades, Won't you look at the time. It's ep…
  • 06.01.18
    0

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 119: July 2011

    Hello my broken number 2 pencils, For my July 2011 pick, @ajilee…
  • 05.31.18
    0

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 118: June 2011

    Hello my small lumps of Ewok feces, High Sith lady @voodou is …
  • 05.30.18
    3

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 117: May 2011

    Hello my slightly leaky cauldrons, To be perfectly honest, while…
  • 05.29.18
    0

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 116: April 2011

    Hello my dihydrogen monoxide addicts, In my pick for today, the …
  • 05.28.18
    1

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 115: March 2011

    Hello my decommissioned red mills, When the lovely @luana tells …
  • 05.27.18
    1

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 114: February 2011

    Hello my dusty paintings stuffed in an attic, The majestic…
  • 05.26.18
    0

    Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 113: January 2011

    Hello my moth-eaten longstockings, Isn't @boom just the adorable…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
22
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,608 SuicideGirls
  • 0 followers
  • 14,965,056 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,503,453 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo