Seeing this thread, I am starting to worry that the criteria for being eligible as a Suicide "Girl" are way too lax. How can I be sure that the ladies I'm perving at are sufficiently feminine? As far as I can tell, anyone can apply to become an SG as long as the following very easy conditions are met:
- must identify as a woman
- must not have a penis
- must have a period
- must have an intact hymen
- must have passed a DNA test proving they do not have any sneaky Y chromosomes
- must pee in a cup on a regular basis to prove their testosterone levels are not too high
- must provide an MRI to prove they have no internal testicles
- must have no higher education than a high school diploma
- must not engage in any activities that require excessive physical strength
- must not smoke, drink alcohol, do drugs or speak to men unless spoken to
- must not drive a car or ride a bicycle
- must not wear trousers or shirts with the buttons on the right
Am I forgetting something?
