elizathetroll

Hello my swooping magpies,

How are you going? Here's a shocker: Everybody loves Tank Girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Even though she was invented by some ... lovely British blokes*. But so were Doctor Who and afternoon tea, so I reckon that's alright. Anyway, our good mate Nebbo (a.k.a.@nebula), she loves Tank Girl, too, and she even made a whole set about...
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Hello my 1980s Atari joysticks,

I guess it's obvious by now that I have a bit of a thing for cosplay sets. I've never played Overwatch myself, but if @lure told me to Nerf this!, I'd totally go ahead and nerf this.

Pew! Pew! Do you think she might share some of that pizza?

Mmmh, hat looks absolutely delicious, and I don't just mean
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Hello my large pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese,

Look at that, we made it through 200 episodes. That's 200 months worth of sexy, artistic alt-pinups, and just four more until we're all caught up.

Honestly, I have no idea why the marvellous @marajade would call her set Nightmare. I think it's a dream.

Cool outfit! Looks vaguely familiar, but I just can't place it.
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Hello my evil exes,

First of all, the very first SuicideGirls set went live on September 3, 2001, so happy birthday sweet SG!

Now since I've never read Scott Pilgrim, I don't know if the magnificent @magnea nails her Ramona cosplay here. What I do know is that if she asked, I would follow her almost anywhere through subspace.

Apparently Ramona and I have the
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Hello my gilded litter boxes,

My pick for today's episode is Aristocat by the sublime @somer, and isn't she just purrfect?

Better invest in some excellent treats, because this high-class kitty expects only the best.

That was my favourite spot on the couch, but I don't even care. Also, I forgot what I was just doing, as well as my name.

Join me again tomorrow
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Hello my hair-triggered bath bombs,

Look at that, we've made it all the way to 2018, and my first pick for this year is Soaked by the laudable @lauretta. Her profile says that she's a marketer by day, and I have to attest that she is certainly an expert in the art of seduction.

See, the trick is to make it look effortless. Just a
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Hello my pretty floral bonnets,

Let's talk about @nebula, who, rumour has it, named her favourite pen "Vera."

Our love for her now ain't hard to explain, the Hero of Canton, the girl cosplay'n' Jayne.

A woman walks down SG in that hat, people know she's not afraid of anything.

"Damn straight!"

And with that, I'll leave you to your bunks. Tune in again
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See, I understand that long hair may not be the best look for a middle-aged male-presenting person with less than the ideal number of follicles, but you don't realise how much I adore having it. I just cut off about 4 inches to get rid of all those split and broken ends and even though it still falls a good bit below my shoulders, I...
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Hello my seven rooms of gloom,

In today's episode we get the unique chance to take a peek at the magnificent @maud as she relaxes in her private Sanctuary.

Such a lovely place, and one can practically see the obstructions of the day fall off of her.

Hmm, apparently she is in such an untroubled state of mind that she completely forgot that we
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Hello my bitter lemons,

Doesn't @milloux look great in Tangerine? Of course she does.

See, what did I tell you? So flattering.

Then again, she doesn't really need any citrus fruit to shine. Any clothes - or lack thereof - will do. So swoon-worthy!

Join me again tomorrow for more sweet and juicy things.

Polychromatically yours,

Eliza

Hello my honey-roasted almonds,

What a feat! We've zoomed through 16 years worth of premium-quality alt-pinups, and now we've got only one more year to catch up on. While we get started on that, let's quickly update the title of this series, shall we?

My sweet and fluffy pick for today is @fay's Cotton Candy Heart, and it feels like a veritable carnival for...
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Hello my Calebs and Aarons,

I must confess I've never read East of Eden. I saw the James Dean movie as a young pebble, but I don't remember much of it. Do you think the charming and sophisticated @reed might give us a synopsis?

It seems like we're in luck. Let's pay close attention. We want to make a good impression, don't we?

Of
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