Hello my cross-referenced paper cuts,
Calypso was a nymph that kept Odysseus on her island for several years and apparently boinked the shit out of him. She meant to keep him for literally ever but he eventually remembered that he already had a wife. Well, if the mythological Calypso looked anything like ours, it's no big wonder it took him so long.
@calypso's first set...
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Hello my antediluvian pot plants,
Welcome in the year 2005, or as I like to call it, Year 1 Before Eliza (B.E.)
In my pick for January 2005, we see the adventurous @dusty explore the Natural Sex Appeal of Auntie Nature.
She thinks she'll be safe from Peeping Toms out here in the woods, so she can free herself of all those layers of civilisation
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Hello my chewed-on beige house slippers,
Do you have a minute to talk about @arete? Because Arete, she is special to me. Not in a creepy, stalkery way, but I seriously adore her work, and she's easily in my top-five-SGs list of all time. I love the way she looks, the way she poses, how her sets are shot and how they are all scripted...
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Greetings my pre-licked postal stamps!
Today we will get a rare insight into the application process back in the day before there was member review. In my pick for November 2004, we're seeing @manda in the Mailroom, preparing a special submission to SG Headquarters.
What do you think she'll be sending?
Oh, I see. A naked herself. That'll work. Who wouldn't be glad to
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Hello my adorable cow farts,
How about we take a little break from our busy urban lifestyles and enjoy a little bit of pastoral scenery? Behold my pick for October 2004, @siv's set Country Girl, which gives us a bit of a 60s retro-vibe on top of it.
Do you know what's great about hanging out in the middle of nowhere?
If you feel
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Hello my disposable plastic cups,
I think I mentioned that there was a time when dark themes were not too uncommon on the front page. My pick for September 2004, @lillithvain's first set Love In Vain, is certainly one of those, and if you're going to look at the full set, I should probably warn you that it's taking the name SuicideGirls rather literally....
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Greetings, you beautiful perverts!
It's episode 36, and that means we've already made our merry way through three years of SG sets. And trust me, it's only getting better.
Have I promised you another hott and fashionable lady for today? I'm sure I won't disappoint, because @maxi is always stylish, creative and so seductive. Back when I joined, I was particularly delighted to see an...
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Hello darlings,
On and on we go. So many pretties, so little time. My pick for July 2004 is the lovely @karma in her first set Bamboo Patio.
Isn't she fashionable? Love that shirt.
Magic eight ball says: this lady is hott.
Join me again tomorrow when we discover another hott and fashionable lady from the deep past.
Eclectically yours,
Eliza
Good evening ties and curls,
For my June 2004 pick, meet Andy! Andy Rogeny! They are @morgan's alter ego, and aren't they handsome in that suit?
Have I mentioned I'm a sucker for androgyny? I'm sure I must have. So please excuse me whilst I swoon a little.
Still handsome all stretchy and bare-chested in their tighty-whities. Yes, get comfy Andy. Don't mind us,
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Hello my squishy friends,
It's that time of the day again when Eliza pervs at hot naked ladies so you don't have to.
Seriously, I really enjoy doing this series, which make me rediscover bunches of hotties that used to bring slightly less geriatric Eliza's heart rate up over a decade ago.
My pick for May 2004 is the illustrious @mle with her first set...
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Greetings earth worms,
I'm a bit late today, so let's make this short and sweet. Staying with the weather theme, my pick for April 2004 is @james' first set Rainy Days.
Such a sweet face, yet her eyes pierce like knifes.
... as do her knifes. Behold the official SG way to take off pantyhose.
Join me again tomorrow when hopefully I'll be back
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Ciao belle!
Full disclosure: there are only two natural languages I am fluent in, namely English and Trolltch (a.k.a. German). I also know a little bit of Spanish and a few words of French and Italian, but that's it.
In other words, I don't have the slightest idea how to say "leg warmers" in Italian, and as a matter of fact, I've never even once...
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