Hello my [REDACTED],
My first pick for the year 4 A.E. is all about the fantastic @fatality's valiant struggle against Censorship.
It starts on a quiet afternoon at stately Sean Manor, where our hero is studying a book on her favourite topic, human anatomy.
Suddenly the pages blur before her very eyes. What the h***, right? Of course this can only be the work
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Hello my mint condition Betamax tapes,
Every once in a while, a set comes along that does not seem quite "on brand" for the range of aesthetics that SG normally maintains, but that is so compelling that quite obviously the powers that be simply couldn't resist.
Video Arena by @ascii most certainly falls into that category. It's one of those sets that left a lasting...
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Hello my dirty computers,
In her set All Is Full Of Love, the amazing @vivid plays the horny android next door, and damn does she do it well.
Dinner time!
... and play time! Oh me, oh me, oh me, oh my!
Tune in again tomorrow, same bot time, same bot channel.
Anthropomorphically yours,
Eliza
Hello my withering water lilies,
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government? Well fair enough, but maybe come talk to me again when you've got a stable version of that "representative democracy within global capitalism" thing running that you seem so excited about.
In the meantime, I think we can all agree that pretty women frolicking in...
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Hello my slightly stuck moveable types,
Remember the times when we all used to read physical papers in the morning? Let's go on a little times travel back to those days with @scout, who has her own delightful Sunday Times reading routine.
The hanging out in her underwear on a Sunday morning I can relate to, but what's the deal with the sitting on appliances?
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Hello my slightly worn aces of spades,
It's not like anyone around here listens to me, nor should they. But if by some freak accident I happened to become queen of SG, I'd decree that for anyone planning to shoot a "hot" multi-set it would be compulsory to do an intensive study of Atlantic City, my pick for August 2008, and quite possibly my...
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Hello my sportsy sports-sporters,
Today's pick is an apt demonstration of how uncool your Auntie Eliza is, because I can't really tell what sport it is @coley is about to Cool Down from here. Any help?
Something to do with a bike maybe?
Now this looks more familiar. Gotta love a sport that one needs no protective gear for. Set, match and game for Coley.
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Hello my defective mini-fridges,
What does the modern, well-dressed person do when a Heatwave hits? Our resident lifestyle expert @india has some practical suggestions.
The first step is to reduce one's textile coverage while remaining stylish. This should not be too hard as long as one comes prepared.
Here's some advanced heat management: open window, fan, ice cream, full nudity. Very effective, but better practice
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Hello my washed out typewriter ribbons,
To be quite honest, I have no idea what to write about today. I seem to be having a bad case of Writer's Block. Maybe @napalm can help?
Thanks, awesome! I feel more inspired already.
Well, now I could write a poem. But I know better than to inflict my poetry on you. You're welcome!
Join me again
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Hello my catnip-filled rag dolls,
It has come to my attention that this series has fallen a little behind on the @zoli worship. So let's rectify that, shall we? Her, umm, tenth set is called Undomesticated, because apparently she is a wild kitten. I'm assuming that is some kind of metaphor?
Meow?
Purr!
Join me again tomorrow for some chopped liver and a saucer
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Hello my half-molten ice cream sandwiches,
It is a well know fact that in order to ascend, one must drop unnecessary ballast. But so far I'd thought that was only true for hot air balloons, not hot ladies climbing up stairs. SG physics never ceases to surprise, as @fraise's set Up To The Top aptly demonstrates.
Or maybe it's just a bit stuffy in that
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Hello my slightly discoloured wash cloths,
Don't you love a glass of wine or a hot bath to unwind after a long day? Why not have both, is what @starla must have thought, and while we're at it, add some glittery bath bomb, too. Thus Sparkling Clean was born.
Cheers! I wonder if there's a guide somewhere on the world wide interwebs for pairing wine
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