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Hello my white walkers,

Behold @venom Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

Bending the knee would probably be a good idea right about now.

Is that a three-eyed raven on her chest or just a regular raven? Asking for
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Hello my stuck rotary dials,

I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall
If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
I know he's there, but I just had to call...

Oh sorry, where was I? Ah yes, the lovely @dimples is waiting for a Call, and I just don't understand why someone would leave her hanging like...
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jacinto2:
CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello my SPF 80s,

The fashionably pale @lass is Waiting For The Sun in today's pick. Do you think the sun will arrive before or after Godot?

She's certainly brightening up my day, if you don't mind me saying.

The forward thinking young lady makes sure to catch every ray.

Join me again tomorrow for more beauty under the sun.

Ultravioletly yours,

Eliza



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mickey:
lass will forever have my heart
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Hello my loyal subjects,

Yesterday was the Queen Eliza Birthday holiday here in Antipodia, and what better way to celebrate than with the Queen of SG, the illustrious @manko. Long Live The Queen!

Hip hip hooray! Aren't you all glad we have gotten an audience.

Doesn't she look majestic? A naturally born monarch, indeed.

Join me again tomorrow for more uncrowned beauty queens.

Regally
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Hello my dust-covered sky lights,

The word Lumiere is French for light, and what a flattering light it is for the lovely @blackberry. If you ask me, there should be more sets featuring pretty ladies in old apartment buildings with high ceilings, large windows and charmingly old-fashioned wallpaper.

Of course I did not say anything about the attire having to be old-fashioned. This outfit for
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kittyqueen:
amazing!!
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Hello my Eggs Benedict from the day before,

Imagine @lumo knocking on your door and telling you she's the Room Service, but she's not here to bring your breakfast or fluff your pillows.

I don't normally let strangers in, but maybe in this case I'll make an exception.

Now I'd really like to know where I can order this kind of service. I certainly
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Hello my buttock-shaped fruit,

It seems to be @dwam week, because guess who shot today's Pearfect pick? That's right, our favourite French multi-talent did.

We've already seen the gorgeous @friskey in a couple of multi-sets, but it was high time she got her own episode.

Just casually hanging out in the garden, nothing to see here...

Well, looks like she was just waiting for a
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Hello my mud-splattered canvas shoes,

I know we had a @dwam set just a few episodes ago, but this one called Woad is so beautiful I couldn't possibly not pick it.

It seems that our protagonist is taking a shower with her clothes on.

I stand corrected.

Join me again tomorrow for more life hacks.

Precipitationally yours,

Eliza



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anjave:
@dwam so sexy! Classic Suicide Girl Pin-Up
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Hello my high-tech cutting boards,

How about a set from our favourite SG with Cruella-de-Vil-ish hair? Of course I am talking about the lovely @vesta, who's having a nice time chilling out with her iPad in Understated.

Ohai! Just out of curiosity, should you be on that bed with your shoes on?

Thanks, that certainly answers my question. I do agree that Converses are
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Hello my Dewey Decimal Systems,

It seems it's the week of the Ouroboros tattoos, because my pick for today is the cerebral and adorable @flux in her set Illusive.

I confess I can never resist a girl with a large vocabulary.

... or a big smile. Ah, how I miss the Flux.

Tune in again tomorrow for more visions so elusive that one might
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Hello my worn-out novelty socks,

Isn't @casanova just too adorable with her Shark Feet on?

Honestly, I could just eat her up.

On second thought, maybe I'll fight off those other sharks instead so that I can enjoy the view a little longer.

Join me again tomorrow for more deliciousness.

Elasmobranchially yours,

Eliza


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