Hello my mildly talented starfish impersonators,
A set with of the lovely @katherine hanging out on a beach? Yes please! It is called Want You, and by "you", she must mean you, because I know she can't mean me.
She's definitely on top of her colour coordination game here. A+ flirty looks, as well.
I hope it was a warm day, but it does
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Hello my lonely hertz,
Do you have a minute to talk about @lillianrose? How about her set Frequency of Waves? I have to say, it's right on my wavelength.
Our heroine wakes up in her stylish apartment and ponders the nature of the golden morning light floating in between the half-open drapes. Is it waves? Is it particles?
Look, being her faithful assistant tasked
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Hello my moons in the second house,
Honestly, I am not really a New Age kind of troll, but when @cheri explains the age of Aquarius to you, it would be a bit impolite not to listen, correct?
Hang on, so what did you say happens when Jupiter aligns with Mars?
I must admit this visualisation of cosmic alignment really resonates with me. Maybe I
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Today in SGs I have been criminally neglecting in this series, we have @kemper with her set Fidelis. I'm like 85% sure that's meant to be a word play on "semper fidelis," but what do I know.
I guess the stars-and-stripes heels could be a clue. She does have a bit of a "Liberty Belle" vibe going on here, doesn't she?
Oh my, I
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Hello my budgie smugglers,
Remember that set from back in 2003 with a cute young @quinne enjoying a nice bath in the tub? We'll, we've made it all the way to 2015, our favourite sexy water nymph is a bit older now and even prettier, and apparently still enjoys a Cold Dip.
I have to say I really love the bathing suit, although I
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Hello my medieval torture instruments in training,
Let the incomparable @clio remind us of all the Wasted Years we spent hanging out on this naughty website. Or were they? Maybe we've learned some valuable life lessons.
"Hello and welcome to my online class on how to make and hold eye contact with a beautiful woman."
Here's a little preview on the advanced lectures. I hear
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Hello my abraded mirror shards,
What's that you say? There is a set with both @annalee and @janesinner in it? Head assplodes! And because they are both such classy and well-educated ladies, they're not just calling it "Twinsies," but Parallel Universes.
"Good day, dear lady! Might I come in and take over your life because we look so much alike that no one will
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Hello my chronic insomniacs,
How do you take your coffee? Flat white, ristretto macchiato, cold brew with a dash of coconut butter? Of course I have my own preferences, but honestly, if @feryn was my Barista and let me watch, I wouldn't be too picky.
Ohai, can I please have a large ... *ohmygodswoon*
See what I mean? This coffee tastes so good, it gives
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Hello my nameless minor horrors,
Not all things need a label. Take for example @july's set Untitled. Of course one might call it "Redhead in a sundress by a lake,", but would that make it any prettier?
In fact, it's hard to imagine anything that would make this prettier, am I right?
Isn't it great to be proven wrong? Now please excuse me whilst
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Hello my cat doors of perception,
What is your favourite Island? I haven't picked one yet, but if @annalee lived there, that would certainly be a plus. I mean, I just have a feeling that she's got great taste in island utopias, right?
Ohai, read any good novels lately?
On this island, everyone looks like a perfect marble sculpture. Or maybe it's just the
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Hello my upside-down poop emojis,
I must be very careful with today's episode, because not paying the divine @plum the appropriate reverence would be outright Sacrilegious.
I'm on my knees with my head down here, just in case.
See, that was very smart of me, because I just fainted. Had I been standing, I could have seriously hurt my head.
Join me again tomorrow
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Hello my brooms and mops,
To be quite honest, I don't really know why @moon's set that I picked for August 2014 is called Spring Cleaning. Maybe the cleaning has just happened, or is about to happen? My guess is the former, because the lovely lady looks much more relaxed than I would be if I had all that work still ahead of me....
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