Friday Aug 12, 2005

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Now it's Kelly Clarkson that seems relevant and poignant. Yes, meaningful relations found in the lyrcis of an American Idol winner.

What the FUCK! My eyes aren't even hazel.

Someone punch me in the face. I could beat myself to a pulp today.

Feh. *crawls under rock*
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troglodyte:
I don't know any of her songs, so no witty rejoinder this time. frown
troglodyte:
Well , if you're a cyborg like me, you can beat someone pretty savagely for being human with a clear conscience.

Monday Aug 08, 2005

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I would dearly love a bumper sticker that read "I'd rather be giving head". 'Cause about 90% of the time, it'd be true.
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freakchef:
I dont have a funny reply to that one but thanks for your honesty blush
fpkk:
*speechless*

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Saturday Jul 30, 2005

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ta da
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troglodyte:
Not bad. I quit my dumbass job (*very* long story) and I just noticed a dicrepancy on my last paystub; if they can't convince me that it's an honest mistake, my two weeks' notice may become two minutes' notice.
troubledoll:
Not much can make you feel worse than having your heart stomped on.......
Wish I could help frown

Saturday Jul 16, 2005

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Jason and I broke up today.

I'm not sure how I feel about it yet.

That's what I get for bragging about having such a great day....I must have angered the gods.

friedbanana105:
Sorry about that, especially after the BEST DAY EVAR!

I hope you got out to the event tonight and were able to just have fun and forget about the other stuff for a while.
troglodyte:
frown

Did you come out? We didn't all show up until after ten; you might have missed us.

Thursday Jul 14, 2005

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BEST. DAY, EVAAAAAR!

So I woke up this morning all groggy. Grmmph, I thought. I don't wanna go to work. And my brain did its usual trick of trying to convince me to stay in bed. No one will mind. No one will even notice you're not there. Sleeeep. Sleeeeeeeeep. SLEEEEEEEEP..... and I had to fight my way out of bed. And I forgot my...
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troglodyte:
That's the difference between men and women, I guess. Most men's "best day evar" would include oral sex at least twice.

Wednesday Jul 13, 2005

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Terrible karaoke mishap. Too painful to discuss.

the horror. THE HORROR.
chrisnail_and_i:
Yes, Tampopo is wonderful! Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind must be added to my list, it is now pretty close to being my absolute fav. You have excellent taste all around! smile
Sorry to hear about the karaoke wink
kaffeine:
Uh-oh... I'm scared! Please tell me it did not involve Bohemian Rhapsody. Please.

Thursday Jul 07, 2005

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Dear Diary:

Let it never be said that I am not retarded.

Love,

Eliza Girl.
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friedbanana105:
Ahh... a little nicer out today... smile

Why might someone even consider calling you retarded? If you've done something horribly embarrassing lately, do tell! I won't breath a word of it... wink
troglodyte:
That's unfortunate; our events consist mostly of baby-eating.

Wednesday Jul 06, 2005

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<confession mode> I have tried and tried to like the Dresden Dolls. I just don't, okay? I JUST DON'T.

My dinner tonight was two bagels. I didn't even toast the motherfuckers, just ate them with creamcheese, raw. Oh, the shame.

I was supposed to go grocery shopping tonight, but have opted to stay home, lounge, and listen to music.

I LOVE KARAOKE and last night...
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friedbanana105:
Karaoke? Oh no... not another one! When Queena comes back to town in August, the SG Vic crew will probably end up at Soprano's after hours of drinking. You can show us what you're made of then. wink

Who's your daddy now?

Friday Jul 01, 2005

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Today I went to Old Navy (yes, corporate fashion at its worst...but I am broke and they have cheap summer clothes). I got a pair of olive green, corduroy maryjanes--so cute--, a short sleeved white hoodie (a bit snug, but sexy, and fuck anyone who doesn't think my fat ass is hot), and three tank tops. Two tanks are ribbed with double vee neck (front...
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valcapone:
Hmm. I like that idea, but I also know I've been getting nice gestures from guys who are emotionally fucked, which makes me question the 'love' behind the gesture. I know, I know, Cynical Val strikes again! I try to take nice gestures at face value, but it seems like a lot of people do them in order to get something in return.

Nevertheless, I will say I am currently indebted to Remington for helping get me a jorb, to Sullen Actor and his pal ClownBoy for helping me move, to Steven for taking me out for a nice lunch once a week, and to kaffeine for always giving good advice when I am feeling depressed and confused by the stream of boys that flit in and out of my life. Those seem like acts of love, or at least friendship, done for selfless reasons.

I'll let you know if I stumble across any more of 'em.

Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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I just got an amazing massage. That woman had GOOD hands....I swear I was totally gay the whole time.

But next time I am going to book two back to back, though, because one was just not enough. And they're covered! Yay extended medical!

monkeybuttt:
lucky.
sydni:
hehe...He's a cornish rex. His name is Samuel L. Catsun. biggrin
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