elisabeth

Take any name of an SUV, and put the word 'Anal' in front of it. Bam! Instant pornorific movie titles.

I am especially laughing at these:

Anal Rodeo
Anal Expedition
Anal Avalanche (heheheheh)

Your turn!!

Two quotes from Richard Feynman

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.

Yup, that about sums it up.

*edited to add a funny, irrelevant link that is making me laugh.

I think that Hall and Oates' 'Can't Go for That' is a great song. When I was little, I was already sampladelicarific and would record snippets of songs on my CASSETTE RECORDER (I am so old).

Then I would be the judge and jury when musical acts would take MY cherished samples and either butcher them (HELLO Vanilla Ice!) or improve upon them (thank you...
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Who is the person that you are in contact with that is your oldest friend or acquaintance? How do you know them and for how long?

I would have had a solid answer a year ago, but we haven't kept in touch since then, so I have to rethink this question.

*edited to add that he just contacted me today, a friend I've known since...
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Fuck you, stupid ATM that ate my bankcard.

There, I feel better now.

Friday night I went to workout (yay, I'm getting stronger and leaner I hope!), and went to pull a $20 from the ATM and the machine kept it. Fucker.

Saturday I hung out with my best friend and we went gallavanting all over town, BUT we were supposed to clean her crazy...
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Nelly Recchia is a makeup artist who originally hails from France, and although you might not know of her by name, chances are good that you may have seen her work in videos for Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, Skinny Puppy, Madonna, etc.

She is a multi-award winner in European makeup and body art competitions, and moved to Los Angeles where she collaborates on music videos...
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Note to self:

Do not under any circumstances, wear 6" spike platform heels to walk around in all night, if you took a Spinning class the day before.

That said, good times last night! I was the pickup artist for the Derby Burlesque show, and some fine people came out last night.

Wonderful to meet Bailey! She's very funny and pictures definitely do not...
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