Last night, I ate red velvet cupcakes and looked at a lot of sexy lingerie. I wish all of my evenings could be spent this way. 
Tonight is the Muse show. Yay. Saturday is a holiday burlesque extravaganza thingie with some new friends. The social schedule I've been keeping as of late has my head spinning, and I feel like I need an assistant to keep up with everything!
If you could have an assistant, what do you think their primary tasks would be? What do you have trouble with the most?
Tonight is the Muse show. Yay. Saturday is a holiday burlesque extravaganza thingie with some new friends. The social schedule I've been keeping as of late has my head spinning, and I feel like I need an assistant to keep up with everything!
If you could have an assistant, what do you think their primary tasks would be? What do you have trouble with the most?
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I would have them bitch at me to get off the internet more often and go do the shit I need to do during the day earlier than I do.................. that and they would be washing dishes non-stop for when I cook..... The ideal canidate for the job would be Matt Foley, motivational speaker... "When you're living in a van down by the river!"