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Friday Aug 20, 2004

Aug 20, 2004
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Ha. I had the last laugh today.

After I got off work, I parked my car on a busy street, and since it was still early, the hungry parking meters needed to be fed

I've been uber paranoid of getting any kind of ticket, so I keep my purse well stocked with small coins. As I am about to get to my car from my little window shopping trip, the parking gestapo lady pulls up in front of my car,, and I'm all, WTF? She gets out and looks at me, and then I realize that she's scoping out the white Jeep behind my car. Whose meter is EXPIRED and red and blinking!!!!

NOOOOOO. So I stealthily sneak around her, just as she's looking down and getting out her pad and stylus. The smirk on her evil face is readily apparent, and the $$ in her eyes made me ill.

So I did what any rational person would do, and I deftly put a shiny quarter lightning-fast-like into the parking meter. biggrin

FOILED. Take that, sucka.

When was the last time you did something like this, something random and anonymous?
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sugarfish:
Way to score one against antidisestablishmentarianism, baby! So guess what. I just had a dream and you were in it. Only your bangs were dyed a fiery scarlet shade of red, and you and this other girl, whose whole head of hair was dyed that same color, ran after me and playfully attacked me in a restaurant booth that was, for some reason, in this palatial house. "Playfully attacked," I know, sounds phenomenally cheesy and borderline lascivious. But it actually didn't get any more lascivious than that -- that's pretty much it. Then the scene changed.
surreal
Aug 22, 2004
mnislahi:
That was nice what you did.. as for me.. i would have to say its been a while.

I like the new profile pic. biggrin
Aug 22, 2004

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