So I've been job hunting. Looking through countless online postings until my eyes hurt.
While perusing Craigslist, and out of sheer boredom, I clicked on the for sale: misc. category and found this gem-
Large Digiorno Pizza (Supreme) - $6
Date: 2004-01-30, 12:56PM PST
Bought it for lunch but my oven isnt working. Tastes just like delivery (or so they say). Will trade for sandwich.
HAHAHA.
I'll apply it metaphorically to myself. Perhaps I'm stuck with a pizza, which may have suited me fine before, but I'm tired of it, and this is a new brand, but it's still a pizza. All I want is a sandwich, but if I can't get my sandwich, then I'll at least try to be enterprising and sell the pizza since my oven doesn't work. Come to think of it, when it did work, I barely used it.
What are some of the best want ads you've ever seen?
While perusing Craigslist, and out of sheer boredom, I clicked on the for sale: misc. category and found this gem-
Large Digiorno Pizza (Supreme) - $6
Date: 2004-01-30, 12:56PM PST
Bought it for lunch but my oven isnt working. Tastes just like delivery (or so they say). Will trade for sandwich.
HAHAHA.
I'll apply it metaphorically to myself. Perhaps I'm stuck with a pizza, which may have suited me fine before, but I'm tired of it, and this is a new brand, but it's still a pizza. All I want is a sandwich, but if I can't get my sandwich, then I'll at least try to be enterprising and sell the pizza since my oven doesn't work. Come to think of it, when it did work, I barely used it.
What are some of the best want ads you've ever seen?
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good luck with your job hunt. maybe you'd have better luck up here *wink* hahaha