I have come down with an illness. See, I'm famous for that, for getting things like bronchitis and pneumonia at the drop of a hat. Icky. While everyone else gets garden variety colds, I feel as if my lungs have gone a couple of rounds with Mike Tyson.
That's how I feel now. But life goes on.
More detailed dreams last night make me question everything. I've been living this alternate reality in my dreams, and combine that with the sickness, and I wonder if I am really here typing this or just dreaming that I am?
I was back in MN in the dream last night, at some eatery, and Ashton Kutcher (I am neutral about him) was one of the waiters, but he had a shaved head and was arguing with some girl before he took my order. Then there was this girl in the other booth screaming her head off and I realised that she was having an ORGASM! Oh, the horror
That dream sure beats the one where this crackhead that lives in my neighborhood told me I could not have a mobile phone unless I gave him lots of money. Then when I stormed out of the store, and walked back to car, there were Siamese twin women watering the lawn, and I smiled politely as I passed them, but they squirted me with the hose!!
So you guys get 2 for 1 today, welcome to my head!
Ever dream of Siamese twins before?
That's how I feel now. But life goes on.
More detailed dreams last night make me question everything. I've been living this alternate reality in my dreams, and combine that with the sickness, and I wonder if I am really here typing this or just dreaming that I am?
I was back in MN in the dream last night, at some eatery, and Ashton Kutcher (I am neutral about him) was one of the waiters, but he had a shaved head and was arguing with some girl before he took my order. Then there was this girl in the other booth screaming her head off and I realised that she was having an ORGASM! Oh, the horror
That dream sure beats the one where this crackhead that lives in my neighborhood told me I could not have a mobile phone unless I gave him lots of money. Then when I stormed out of the store, and walked back to car, there were Siamese twin women watering the lawn, and I smiled politely as I passed them, but they squirted me with the hose!!
So you guys get 2 for 1 today, welcome to my head!
Ever dream of Siamese twins before?
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thanks.
Chang's.......management's gotten kinda strict there this past summer. no more staying behind at the end of the night, smaller house tabs for everyone, and no more drinking on the job. the Nicest Ass In The World got fired after arguing with another server (who just happens to be married to the manager). another server quit to go back to school, one to go teach school, and another.....no idea. the one manager i tangled with last spring is gone to Milwaukee. they replaced her with a little punk/disco queen named Tristan, who's become one my better friends there. other than that, the place is pretty much how you left it.
i had a dream the other night that i was a journalist covering and competing in a marathon in Surinam, while trying to avoid being killed by communist insurgents.
that was weird.
usually i dream about demons coming to get me......
On a less ridiculous note, I get the demon dreams too. I don't sleep so well sometimes.
trilo