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elflaco

Portland, OR

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Monday Apr 11, 2005

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Did I say day 375 of my unemployment? Whoops! It's day 455. 456, now. I can't do math! No wonder I'm unemployed.

Monster.com doesn't have a single job in LA, San Diego, Portland, Miami, or Fort Lauderdale that's .NET or C++ for today. A typical Monday, though. Tuesday should be better.

I guess I'll spend the rest of the day downloading music by the Mamas and the Papas, or I could ride my bicycle to Troutdale and back.

Did you all know that Gresham, Oregon is the home of Miss America 2003? eeek It says so on every sign leaving or entering town. You go, Gresham!

I had a dream that Bud Clark in a trenchcoat told me, "Never trust a big butt and a smile." My response to that, in retrospect is, "Fuck you, Bud Clark, I won't do whatcha tell me!"
kozmikgirl:
That is funny about the cockatoo. Plus... you said COCK. biggrin

I had a cat for 18 years. Her name was Monkey. What the hell is wrong with people like me & your friend?

The ninja thing is cool. But, then again, I AM utterly psychotic... sorry. wink

[Edited on Apr 12, 2005 2:30PM]
Apr 12, 2005

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