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elfboy

Somewhere over there. I'm in Boston

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Monday Aug 15, 2005

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Aside from the amazingly obscure psychological discovery I made about Osama Bin Laden's psychology, the street performance of said in my unique fashion, having an

UNEXPURGATED evening on Saturday,

hanging out w/ friends & getting jiggy,

I have nothing
to report...

Cuz I DON'T WANNA!!!!!

hehehe

but, I can tell you some of the song that came to me the other night.

It's called:

No eatin' Jesus,
No eatin' Jesus
No eatin' Jesus
For Everyone

Oh Baby,

No eatin' Jesus
No eatin' Jesus
No eatin' Jesus
for EVERYONE.

Jesus is so creepy,
Jesus is a freak,
Jesus thinks he cares for me
& my mad technique,

So Baby,

No eatin' Jesus
No eatin' Jesus
No eatin' Jesus
for everyone....

(Tehehere's more about joiing the USO, & some other crap, but this'll due for now. You get the idea...)

Okay Okay. The Osama thing? I will tell you. It stems from my favorite TV line of all time....

It's from The Walton's Christmas Special, which was also it's pilot Episode.

Mama Walton: "Johnboy, what you doin' in that room all by yourself w/ the door locked"?

Johnboy: "Nothin' Mama".....

THINK ABOUT IT...

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