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elfboy

Somewhere over there. I'm in Boston

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Friday Aug 05, 2005

Aug 5, 2005
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Well. No comments yesterday. I'm not suprised, as my twin can be... well..... rather disturbing.

Something awful happened to him when he was a kid. He's never told anyone.

Anyway, he called me this morning, to give me shit for the fun of it I guess. He found out what happened to me last night. A couple f years ago I got kicked out of a bar for attempting to continue a conversation I had had w/ a waitress. The waitress felt threatened, & the lesbian manager patronised her to be "helpful". Now don't get me wrong. Despite the fact that the Manager is a manager, as a person, I think she's all right.

But there IS a problem w/ her technique. It's easy to carried away (in a stretcher w/ an extra long-sleeved jacket that ties up in the back). & I noticed the problem last night, as well. One of the waitresses that had been flirting w/ me back then showed up. I was really glad to see her. After a little fucking around, I discovered that this Manager's technique HAD DRIVEN THE WAITRESS MAD. She, I hear, hasn't had a good date in all that time. Any stress or even fun sets her off the deep end, & the claws come out. Big. long nasty sharp claws & teeth.

So I got kind of upset, cuz this girl was cool, funny, smart, sassy, & a total babe. Now she's half insane.

"Somebody needs to change the mood of that place> It shouldn't even be open if this continues all the time," I'd said to my brother.

"Fuck that!" my he said. "Punch the bitch in the fuckin' face! Better yet, take a gun & blow her fucking face off! & Fuck that stupid nicey nice shit!! INFEST THE FUCKIN" PLACE, & if that doesn't work, BLOW IT OFF THE FUCKIN' FACE OF THE EARTH!!!

Nice.

Anyway, I think some girl might like me. YAY!!! She might just be flirting though. I'll know when I get there.

A bunch of us hung around Harvard Square, talking about sore balls jealousy, (AKA Psychic abortion), and pink ribbons.

So, we care about stuff.

WANNA SEE MY TITS?





Addendum

P.S. I am too a dirty old man.

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