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elfboy

Somewhere over there. I'm in Boston

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Sunday Jul 03, 2005

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Why, you ask?

Why in the fuck am I sitting @ a computer writing in my journal on the biggets (oops) biggest party night of the year?

I dunno.

Maybe because some CRACKHEAD El Salvadorans just crashed my old duck blind/bird watching space, shining a flashlight in my face going:

"(Indecipherable Spanlishh, bla bla bla)... "Dis is my hut, get out! Now I have to FUCK YOU"!!!

Chill dood.....

"Dis is my hut, get out"!

As I leave, hiding a laugh (It was perfect timing, I saw THAT ONE a mile away)....

he sez...

"Don't come back, MUTHA FUCKAH.... "


RIGHT.

Like I'm gonna start a war.

Ahem.

They SO LOVE me!!!!

Asta la vista, BABY.

you'll see.

Perrier CRACK PIPE, anyone?

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