So a friend of mine was looking in her old sent e-mails and found this little joke....
A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? Are you crazy???!!!" said the girlfriend.
"Don't...
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A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? Are you crazy???!!!" said the girlfriend.
"Don't...
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mindless:
Heh. That was sweet. And what's with the new name?
mindless:
I've never understood why it's called blowing anyway....I get why you changed your name now too. Sorry for all the craziness lady.
are you ready?
are you ready?
are you ready to have some fun?
with Loonette and Molly
a clown and her dolly
on the big comfy couch!
are you ready?
are you ready to have some fun?
with Loonette and Molly
a clown and her dolly
on the big comfy couch!
so I'm wondering if there are any special meditations or anything to help get my reproductive gear going. I'm thinking I'll start on some Black Cohosh. I have a friend I got to take it and she started having regular periods... We'll see.
So, girlie issues. I am over a month late. I am not pregnant. I went to see my midwife to see if she had a clue on what I should do. She gave me a number for a good GYN and I have an appointment for the 15th. My midwife thinks I'm having anovulotory cycles... Plus the added bonus of those cycles being irregular. Meaning...
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morgan:
yuck...stupid girlie issues 
problmatic59576:
girlie stuff really sucks.
who should I draw?
beaky:
lets draw straws!!! teehee!
*yawn* can I go back to bed?
use condoms
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So, I've been going to the same dentist for over 20 years now. Situations being as they were, I had to go bankrupt. It was just discharged a few months ago. I called and they were all rude trying to be nice.. you know what I mean? Well, she kept on bringing up that they had to write it off and how...
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So, I've been going to the same dentist for over 20 years now. Situations being as they were, I had to go bankrupt. It was just discharged a few months ago. I called and they were all rude trying to be nice.. you know what I mean? Well, she kept on bringing up that they had to write it off and how...
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anton:
If I found a dentist that didn't suck huge amounts of dude, I'd be very excited.
Flux has a new set up!!!!! I'm sure you noticed. And I'll tell you what, I do housework naked all the time and it NEVER looks like that!
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mistersatan:
Wasn't really the adjective I had in mind. 
lucky105:
Ditto on the nekkid housekeeping sentiments. 
At least the hair on my legs holds up my socks.
new icon.. I had to make it black and white and low resolution so I could fit it here. I succomed to Friendster. I am SUCH a dork. 
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tarbaby:
hey it's you! the girl from LJ!!!
mistersatan:
Hey, sorry I missed you guys last night- I was at the Jive, but Colin and I (the guy with the beard) left to go investigate rumors of Tonya Harding hosting karaoke on Pacific Ave.
