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so me an monroe are walking down the street this weekend when a man comes up to us an offers us some infromation about his religion. i kindly turned to him and explained that i could not take his booklet because im diabetic and his story didnt sound to sweet. he laughed. true story.

this weekend was absolutely crazy/amazing. so many insane things happened that...
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monroe:
And that is why you are the best. The religious freaks even love you despite your being an infidel.

My mind is still blown by the insanity.
candycrimson:
Nice! I've never heard that response before. I'll have to get more creative when they come-a-knockin.
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monroe:
Excuse me. Your ULTIMATE best friend will be there soon. If youre nice that is, which raaaarely happens these days. Jks jks

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school started today....BOOOOO.

p.s. ive decided to jump on the wagon for an undecided amount of time. i will be a boring dude.
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monroe:
Huh?
rockellle:
honey i'm home. when will I see you?
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went to the beach again today pretty much the last trip of the summer, i wore some pretty little cut off shorts they were sweet. shocked
monroe:
PROOF.

Are you gonna smack me if I get on your damn nerves?
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monroe:
Oh what are you all mad about?
monroe:
He and I are twins in that we're both vain, cocky assholes. Me and you are twins in scarier/awesomer ways than that.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP.

i fucking puked last night from drinking which is something that basically never happens with me. i guess my stomach is telling me that there's a reason old crow whiskey is only 8 dollars a bottle.

phillys still hot an humid and i still dont mind at all. went to the shore on thursday and drank vodka in the ocean all day long. it...
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its hot as fuck in philadellphia and i like it.

my life is a series of complicated relationships that are constantly involved in a struggle to pull me apart. the ones i got i dont want and the ones i pursue dont want me.

i went swimming while i was in pittsburgh over the weekend and i remeber how much i enjoy being in the...
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rockellle:
oh yea......i saw Aesop Rock at Bonnaroo ..... can we say off the hook!! i was a bit dissapointed wth the Roots perfomance, but whateva. I'll be in the city tomorrow evening at a young writers reading from 6-8, then friday and saturday...holler if you wanna get krazy! xo
monroe:

Keep tryings to pretend lolcats r not funnie!
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at this very moment i hate eveyrone! except you, but especilly you. and spelling i hate spelling. cause i cant! and i hate people that dont comment!!!
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gadget:
I know, right? I meet her on thursday.
monroe:
Yup. The textbook case if you will.
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monroe:
Very true.
el_scootro:
since aint no one like you and you wants people to think yo grama is bad we gone comment our selves.
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