eireann

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No, I don't have a wishlist because I'm too lazy.

If you must buy me presents, may I suggest:

-Any Garbage CD
-Any No Doubt CD
-The SG Manbeater
-Buttons that are funny.
-Gift certificates to Borders. Oooohhh Ahhh.
-Something sparkly from Sephora.
-Feed my purse fetish!
-Shoes are also acceptable. And I have none.
-An ipsy pipsy messenger bag.
-I want one of those trendy backpacks that only has one strap that goes crosswise across your body. Yes, I am trendy.
-Alcohol is always acceptable.
-I need a massage! Help me out.
-Cute tshirts with funny sayings are my deal.
-I have 8 million hoodies and I want more.
-Stuff for my camera!

So I am currently at the beautiful Flint campus of UM-Flint, the only pretty spot in Flint-town. There was shit for parking so I am parked 2 blocks away and 1 block closer to the bar. Hmmmmmm. The gerbil tunnels here are, like, 2 million degrees with 400% humidity and are beginning to resemble the planet Venus. No Monty Python reenactments today. I'm currently taking a break from my lesson plans, which I am typing up and placing in my special ipsy pipsy unit plan binder. Say it with me now: ooohhhh ahhhh.

I'm also trying not to fly off the handle. What the hell is this bullshit? I mean, seriously now. SERIOUSLY. Either you do or you don't. Really. God. GOD. Shit or get off the fucking pot. Get it? Got it? Great. If its not gonna happen, why dwell on it? It really amazes me how people can have an amazing beach in their backyard and ignore it because they're too busy looking at the kiddie pool in their neighbors backyard. If you want the kiddie pool so fucking bad, leave the beach alone cause it has better shit to do. Thankyouverymuch, this was a public service announcement paid for by Eireann's Committee for Better Male/Female Interactions.

I had a good time last night.

Highlights of last night at the WC:
-hula hoops.
-I nearly pool sharked AlliedCries but he caught onto my game.
-someone getting remarkably drunk, and IT WAS NOT ME. YAY!
-Getting hit on by creepy dudes who told me I wasn't friendly.
- Kissing Nave.
-Having a cop completely slow down on my way home, get behind me, turn on his lights, and then take a turnaround.
-Meeting Neo007_1999, the newest member of our SG_Detroit Family. Go say hi, or feel the wrath of the Irish.

Thats about it. I may or may not see you guys tomorrow. There are several factors, including: 1) what time I get out of work, 2) the fact that I'm dirt ass broke (hey, college is expensive), 3)how much homework I get done.

Maybe the Pistons will win a fucking game tonight.

Edited to add: Is no one trustworthy anymore? And am I really that naive?

OMG I'm so done with this shit.