1. Do you like blue cheese? No. I do not like any color cheese
2. Coke or Pepsi? I like Pepsi just a little bit more.
3. Do you own a gun? Eeyore has a “love gun” do not make me whip it out.
4. What flavor Kool-Aid? Grape
5. What do you think of hot dogs? Their tongues stick out, they pant… so I give them ice.
6. Favorite TV show? “The Wire” filmed in , and about my hometown, Baltimore , Maryland.
7. Favorite Movie? John Wayne’s “Rio Lobo’ & Disney’s original “Mary Poppins”
8. What do you drink in the morning? Milk
9. Can you do a push up? Only if I fall down first.
10 Favorite jewelry? A charm bracelet I inherited from my babysitter of 48 years ago, she recently gave me.
11. Favorite hobbies? Writing and making people laugh.
12. Do you have A.D H.D.? Of course
13. Do you wear glasses? No. and no underwear either.
14. Favorite cartoon character? “The Funky Phantom” A Hanna-Barbera cartoon from 1971
15. Three things I did today? Woke up, fed my cat, and went back to sleep
17. Three things you drink regularly? Water, milk, & more milk.
18. Current dislikes? When watching professional ice skating, I very much dislike commentators talking during the routines. Let me enjoy the moment, the music, and the beauty. Comment when they are finished, unless they wipe out, they have my permission to say “Awwww”
19. Favorite place to go? The ocean
20. How did you bring in the New Year? I hid under my bed to avoid getting shot by stray celebratory bullets Hey I live in Baltimore...
21. Where would you like to go? I want to go to my favorite Scottish restaurant, McDonalds.
22. Name five people who will do this? Umm…. me, myself, I, & my cat, and her pet spider
23. Favorite color? PURPLE!!!!.
24. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? You have not lived until you have slept on satin sheets on a waterbed...
25. Can you whistle? yes
26. What are you doing right now? Wondering if when the aliens from another dimension come to conquer us, if we will make great pets for them...
27. Would you be a pirate? No i weigh to much, my ship would sink.
28. Favorite food? Cowburgers.
29. Last thing that made you laugh? My cat Josie The Pussycat
30. Last time you received flowers? Never have, I am a guy, but I love flowers.
31. Most recent injury? I was taking my annual bath, and I let the tub water empty, but since I am big, my body created a natural suction cup to the tub. Took me 10 minutes to “detach “ from the tub. It made a giant suction noise when i finally did. So loud my neighbors called the police. I think i left skin behind.
32. How many pets are in your HOUSE? Just Josie The Pussycat and her human (me)
33. Worst pain ever? Losing friends
34. Do you like to dance? No. like watching
35. Are your parents still alive? Yep!
36. Do you love your life? Not really
37. Summer or Winter? Winter
38. How many grandchildren do you have? None!!
39. Car or Van? A 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee named Sabrina Megatron
40. People Person? When people are kind and compassionate, they are ok.