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So these big flies apparently multiply in the summer down here, and have a tendency to sneak their way indoors.

So this one night, I come home tired from work, have to wake up early to go back, and find two flies stuck in my room. I don't know why they never harass my roommate, but regardless, once they enter my room they never want to leave (I killed seven in one night with a rolled-up magazine).

This time, I find one flying right into my mesh garbage can, so I throw the old two-record set of the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack on top of the can, trapping it.

The other bugger (ha-ha) will not quit flying around my bedside, and after about a half-hour attempt at trying to shoo it out and/or kill it, I move my ratties out of the room, grab the mini-vac, chase it down with the nozzle, and suck that fucker in.

There was no point to this story.

I get to visit my boy in October! And then go to the Pixies concert with MrSmead! Good times, good times. smile
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
norritt:
ah pixies are awesome must see them confused
flies suck! death to flies skull
Sep 11, 2004
newtex:
Destroy all flies.......... robot robot robot
Sep 11, 2004

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