ebmfreak

The cougars are out to get me

Ever seen a cougar? A 32+ -something year old woman, newly divorced or single who has an eye for younger men strictly for the sexual thrill?

To be defined as a cougar they must also be in good bodily health and look it as well.

Here at work the sales area is full of cougars. Thirty something year olds looking for a boy to sink their claws in and misuse.

I, have to support all the computer systems for my company.

It seems the cougars routinely have problems with their mice or their CDs get stuck or the network is slow and I better come over to check it out.

One cougar Amy, gets pleasure in ruining Ethernet cables I think since I have had to bend down & crawl under her desk and replace 3 of them in the last 6 months.

Anyhow today 3 of them cornered me (there are 5 total) and asked me some questions which I know they knew the answer for (because I have told them before). One of them Traci said her left shift key was sticking

So of course I go to take a look at it I offer to swap out keyboards, but she has stickers on it that she likes so I get a if you can fix it itd be great I like this one

So I pry off her shift key to look at it (because it is currently working) and I get the standard drill she starts off with:

So matt how is single life treating you?

I reply well, if you havent heard I have been dating someone for a few months now

The last they knew I guess was that I broke up with my old girlfriend some 4+ months ago now. So she continues:

Oh, thats right what was her name again?

Sara I say

to which she responds slyly Well I hope she treats you well

Yes she does fixed it! And I ran away from the cougars evil den!

So my lament is: Should I have an issue with this?

Its nice knowing that I am attractive to others (especially mid 30s single females I guess.) but, I think at the same time they do not respect me or the people I am involved with.

There is a company picnic coming up I think Ill ask the girl to go so she can scare the cougars off for me well style them off together

Oh well its my lament:

Speaking of which here is a lament I just came up with for the cougars here at work:

Oh lament
Torment and blight
Days grow old
Turning to night

Faces become wrinkled
Marked with fear
People become listless
The end is near