2015….you sucked! You were filled with pain, surgeries, pain, rehab, more pain, more surgery, more rehab and yet more pain. The good news is that you are history and I now have a bionic back. My lower spine now consists of titanium, stainless steel and Kevlar; I fully expect that once I am fully recovered I will be able to lift a Buick!
What I’m really looking forward to is some really hard sex, I’m not complaining, there is nothing wrong with the slow, easy, gentle stuff but every now and then a guy just needs a hard, gut wrenching, knee weakening, hip thrusting, soul pounding, sweat dripping, scream inducing, out of this world, primal, howling at the moon fuck!!!!!
Come on 2016!!!
