dylan

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
MASSIVE SHAGGING CUNTY BOLLOCKS


My computer died. As in, dead, gone, will not bloody do a thing. It loads up and sits there smugly going "ahhhh...you can see the desktop, and everything...just like normal...go on, click me, yeah, click me...HAHAHAAHAHAAA!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!"
I dunno what's wrong with it, it's just dead.

So I'm in an internet cafe with a dodgy keyboard and every other word I type I have to go back and edit cus it's got all the wrong letters in it.
Plus, I can now not buy people's birthday presents off ebay.
And, I went to look at a flat which has a spare room, which is in an awesome location, but I don't think I could cope with the people.
Nice friend Andy has suggested I go live with him and his friends but I don't know them v well and I don't want to be the odd one out with a big group of people. Ugh.
And it's raining.
Oh yeah, and I have no money. Plus, I can't get any more money because I can't use my digital banking cus I have no internet.
GAAAHHHHHHH