Why why why why why?!?!? Why am I a magnet for hard core religious zealots? Am I worth more Jesus points? Maybe it's my childbearing hips...
Today, I was minding my own business, wandering aimlessly through Safeway trying to find the tahinni. So why does that seem like a good time to see if I had let Jesus into my heart. Did he sense my mid-morning hangover weakness? "Ha ha this one's brain has been deadened by copious amounts of gin and tonics. I shall lure her into my cult! She will bear me many babies." I just stood there, smiled politely, and weaved my way slowly to the checkout. Later on, of course, I came up with numerous, witty things to say.
Today, I was minding my own business, wandering aimlessly through Safeway trying to find the tahinni. So why does that seem like a good time to see if I had let Jesus into my heart. Did he sense my mid-morning hangover weakness? "Ha ha this one's brain has been deadened by copious amounts of gin and tonics. I shall lure her into my cult! She will bear me many babies." I just stood there, smiled politely, and weaved my way slowly to the checkout. Later on, of course, I came up with numerous, witty things to say.