duy

by now, i'm of the opinion nobody reads my journal. i'd get more attention if only i was a hot naked woman like you... ::sighs blissfully:: :-D do they have a suicideboys? i'd kiss boys and take naughty pics given enough drugs.

speaking of drugs!!! what if God smoked cannibus???

If God had long hair
And a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place
In the beginning
Did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So theyd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home...

Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne...

And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl