being a recent implant to seattle i took it upon myself to find somebody that knows what they're doing in town to show me around. my drunkin walk in the night air took me nowhere until talking to a friendly rasta-bum who directed me to a place called waide's, anyplace'll do. i was surprised that the bar was completely empty save the bartender(a beauty of a girl) and the bouncer(picture dwane johnson and lady gaga's love child). i must say when slightly hammered i am quite eloquent and was able to talk the bartender (ann) into showing me the nightlife along with her friend and all around awesome asian roy. i discovered a place called 'the basement', which made a distinct personal impression on me as i've always wondered what Freddie Mercury's underwear smelt like, and the basement satisfied that curiosity. later to the unicorn, stiff drinks but relatively uneventful. if any of you out there know the goods on places around 98122, please reply. look at my pigeonholes if you're wondering what kind of places i would like. seattle...til next time!!!
