The gun holster is suspended from the belt. In it rests a .38 caliber gun, the one commonly used by policemen. The belt has about a dozen loops for spare bullets. There is also a holder for the famous nippers or twisters. This is a foot long cable with a T-shaped handle at each end, used instead of handcuffs. It is placed around an arm...
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I woke up this morning and it was just me and my dog. There was no one to bring me coffee because I'm a princess and Dolly Parton (the dog) was extremely reproachful because I wasn't busting my boobs to take her for a walk.
There is a man on my street who Dolly P. and I walk by every day. He always says hi...
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toiletooth:
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
isetfires:
"Stays crunchy, even in milk."
Capt.Crunch (1982 - infinity)
give me the address to the porch he sits on, and I will fix his nipples.
"Stays crunchy, even in milk."
Capt.Crunch (1982 - infinity)
give me the address to the porch he sits on, and I will fix his nipples.
My boss is making us write about our personal values. He gave us a sample sheet. Under how do you enrich your life? - he wrote: "Through beautiful homes, cars and women" - but he crossed out women and typed in "people" on the sheet he gave to everyone.
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codemonkeym:
Yup, cattle prods and spanking are my standard package of
solutions for bad or questionable behavior.
solutions for bad or questionable behavior.
_v_:
yeah
i think that picture rocks
i think that picture rocks
When I die - I'm gonna be a former communist leader. You don't get buried or cremated - you get embalmed and put on display. I've seen pictures of Lenin and he looks sort of shrivelled and grey - but tons of ghoulish tourists visit him. My friend saw Ho Chi Minh and she said that you are not allowed to talk in his shrunken...
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sakita:
yeah i saw something on discovery about that.
they showed all these people that they had mummified.
like evita. and lenin and ho chi minh
and i said how bizarre...then they showed the german artist guy who does all those cool mummification things..
yeah i watch discovery at least for 2 hours a day.
i m a geek i know.
i just found out that some one i used to know is drumming for the flaming lips.
i was like holy cow that looks like kliph (cliff) and asked a friend who is in touch with him...and it was...
then i was like wow...
they showed all these people that they had mummified.
like evita. and lenin and ho chi minh
and i said how bizarre...then they showed the german artist guy who does all those cool mummification things..
yeah i watch discovery at least for 2 hours a day.
i m a geek i know.
i just found out that some one i used to know is drumming for the flaming lips.
i was like holy cow that looks like kliph (cliff) and asked a friend who is in touch with him...and it was...
then i was like wow...
_v_:
oh i plan on it
i just like making cd cases too
i just like making cd cases too
I was walking the kids to the park one day, and M., a grade 6 student, picked up a table top out of the garbage. It was big and unruly and I told him to leave it in the garbage, but he insisted and I'm not his full time teacher so I let hime take it to the park where he promptly threw it away....
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sakita:
hehe that is a cute little letter
and im all for teachers, or anyone who work with kids for a living..i actually studied to be a teacher, and then moved out of the country. Now I am studying to be a translator, but I am still would be qualified to be a teacher.
your little story makes me giggle.
and
i student taught for a day, and one of the boys, that everyone made fun of captured my heart, i still have a book mark that he gave to me.
take care.
and im all for teachers, or anyone who work with kids for a living..i actually studied to be a teacher, and then moved out of the country. Now I am studying to be a translator, but I am still would be qualified to be a teacher.
your little story makes me giggle.
and
i student taught for a day, and one of the boys, that everyone made fun of captured my heart, i still have a book mark that he gave to me.
take care.
isetfires:
I think this child may be related to me. Dog pooh always did it 4 me as a youngsta.
I have to get a new passport. Passport offices are the the opposite of a place -they are like a strange in- between non-space for people who are also in a bad inbetween non-passport/non-existent space. Everyone just waits and waits and clutches their number in their sweaty palms. My friend once told me about going to a passport office and he got the number 21...
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isetfires:
no one is innocent.
isetfires:
good......very good.
Last night I went to yoga class and when everyone was supposed to be resting and clearing their heads I was thinking about which suicide girls to pick as my favorites. It kinda reminded me of when I was little and i would pick certain stuffed animals to sleep with - some would get to sleep by my pillow and the other ones would have...
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toiletooth:
don't sass.
why is this on your mind?