u fuckin' rule. i love shit and puke stories, they really make my day. you know that story of the little boy with the fart.....that was me. keep em' commin.

mmmmmm..butts.

update fucker! i'm sick, stuck at home and in need of things to comment on, so hurry your sorry ass up and tell me things ( lies will do if you have nothing else). tell me about how 1 of the kids you work with ate copious amounts of cookie dough until he threw-up on your brand new gloves and you had to wipe them off on a tree because you were on a field trip and there were no paper products available. bllllahlhalhalbbbbllalllhhhh. baby made a mess. sorry, i can't help it.

green tea or green tea ice cream?

crust rhinos on my dishes

never mind that wacky Juliana.....she becomes soooo possessive at times. all three of us understand that you are falling for me fast....after all, i wrote you a play. she just posts alot because she can type fast, has a superior wit and is uber-cute. yeah, i totally win that one.

...and yes, there are givens in this life. the more mundane aspects of life and their outcome do not concern me so much...it is the struggle for artistry in the actions we take. a certain elegance in life born of ......i don't know. if i knew i would not be so uncertain.

keats likey you....perhaps you've read his "ode to minky". very hot.

how are you????

ugh!!!!!
i have sooo missed talking with ya
but ive been a busy beaver
and sick as hell

my voice now sounds robotic.
and it hurts to breathe, and cough, and waaah
but my throat hurts so bad i was in tears earlier!

Minky Minky Bo Binky Banana Fanana Fo Finky Me My Mo Minky...Minky.

ladies and gentlemen..................the Ice Queen cometh.

nice coat fukface. how many innocent sheep were killed to make the lining?

he's frowning because it's freezing. he's blue because someone just threw a bucket of liquid nitrogen on him. frio.

Looks very dark, too! Here it's very dork!

I'm glad you found it entertaining. I think the show itself would be even funnier, mind you they'd have to edit out all the times we'd be laughing our asses off...

I dunno, I thought the movie was worthwhile...

Thanks

love and murder,

shit pomme frite
i forgot your birthday!!!!
happy birthday sweetiepie
hope you had a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
many hugs and warm thoughts!

ellie

well, aren't hermits, by definition, alone? that only leaves onanism, which ain't really sex...in my book

bootyless sux...(well...that's the problem eh? no suck....) but i'm dealing...i'm like that episode of seinfeld where george has NO SEX and gets smarter.... sex makes me dumb.

"prudish"? loser! the lack of makes you deny the need?...

the lack of for me kicks the libido higher...it's so disgusting how horny i can get... i feel almost ape like in my instinct.

heh...

i think the hair doll and the rats have some kind of connection. i see the hair doll as some sort of leader, possibly sending bitey and dry boy on missions of which we have no grasp. important missions. deadly missions. hide your socks.

kill the body and the head will die.

i hope you got some good shit. i did.

things we like about hermann zapf:

+he taught himself calligraphy by studying the writings and illustrations of rudolf koch and edward johnston

+he designed the fonts melior, palatino, and optima: one of the best fonts ever, especially when it is really large or even in 3-D, so you can see the tapered stems.

+he makes incredibly beautiful items.

+the tribute to him was called "Zapfest".

+Zapf is a bookstore in the Crying of Lot 49.

+He is married to an adorable calligrapher and type designer: Gudrun Zapf von Hesse.

+he has aged amazingly well.

[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 9:49PM]

update your journal fucker! it sounded like you enjoyed that last cartoon so heres another.

happy xmas sweet minky!

XOXO


sandwich islands? hmmmm sandwiches!