I went out last night to a Halloween thing my friend was hosting. I don't usually go out because I'm lame and old and I don't fucking like people. Last year I was asked to be a go-go dancer at the same event, but I talked to the guy and he told me that he wouldn't pay me but he'd give me free alcohol so that I could "express myself freely". I don't drink and I thought the guy might be offended if I expressed myself freely so I didn't do it and I didn't go.
This year I got some crazed notion that I would have fun and so I threw on my crinoline and went. Ok - so, like, I really hate the whole sexy Halloween thing (and I totally understand the irony of saying this when I went Little Red Riding Hood) but lots of ladies were dressed as hookers - which is not a fucking outfit. Next year I'm gonna wear one of these. Actually I'm not gonna go next year. I'm not leaving the house past 10 pm ever again.
What's your bedtime?
This year I got some crazed notion that I would have fun and so I threw on my crinoline and went. Ok - so, like, I really hate the whole sexy Halloween thing (and I totally understand the irony of saying this when I went Little Red Riding Hood) but lots of ladies were dressed as hookers - which is not a fucking outfit. Next year I'm gonna wear one of these. Actually I'm not gonna go next year. I'm not leaving the house past 10 pm ever again.
What's your bedtime?
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