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Friday Oct 03, 2003

Oct 2, 2003
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....and I don't think I'm ever going back.
ween has a new album called Quebec. If you've ever listened to ween and you've ever lived in Quebec - you'll know why this is perfect and you'll feel bad for yourself and everyone else who knows what the fuck i'm talking about.
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isetfires:
get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
if i pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after i fuck her she'll get up and sing

aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if i don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

ain't got no girl cuz i haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
patty was nice she was pale and cute
but i threw her away like an old piece of fruit

aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon me eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

got ooze in me pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but i ain't dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when patty starts cryin' this is what i said

aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon me eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye






Oct 3, 2003
toiletooth:
baby, i'll keep talking to even your corpse.
tanks fer le testimonial, sweetie.
hope all your mpls days are nice and secretly hidden away from me and isetfires. we would all have much 2 much fun....
if that aint reverse psychology, i don't really believe in gnomes.
Oct 5, 2003

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