dumpling

New found love for my bum has created renewed interest in tattooing it. Lots and lots of bum tattoos with the homemade gun. Yipee!
I saw a "smell" bomb on the street today. I remembered that I had one somewhere in the house. Here are the instructions on the back - really no joke:
1. Find object.
2. Break the small water bag inside the package which will be full of air immediately.
3. Drop the bag beside the object.
4. When the bag pop and air
5. Eating prohibited.
I'm thinking of maybe making McDonald's my found object du jour.